**Band of Gorilla Repair:** Can repair anything, or rather, will summon 1d4 (can be modified depending on the size of the job) massive gorillas who show up seemingly out of nowhere whenever anything near the wearer breaks. Those not expecting to see a bunch of repair-happy gorillas must make a fear check. These mysterious gorillas are friendly and fix whatever thing was broken, but their patience quickly runs out for anybody intentionally causing disrepair in their presence! [Yeah, it works just like this!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJgpbKL6ANk)

Magic rope - an animated rope that can be commanded to levitate and tie knots. When placed in any container, pouch or pocket, it immediately gets tangled up and take 1d6 minutes per 5ft of rope to untangle. Other objects in the container also become tangled with the rope, and take 1d6 minutes to remove individually, entangled objects are released immediately when the entire rope is untangled. Magic rope is unable to be cut by any non-magical item.

I admire that you came up with a much more peaceful and creative approach. But mine might be more fun, if we can get a group together.

Why secret? It's a dull sword.

LOL. That one's really clever! I'm sure there'd also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a "*projectile*", counts as a "missile." Then something like "Was the pigeon aiming for something?"

And I'm stealing that idea for my game, and that one, and this one is cool too ...

Your version maybe funnier because one of the safest ways to land is to jump into water, but then the broom is in the water too.

As always, the real cursed item is in the replies

I thought the special thing was the extra attack mentioned in the dagger at the top of the comment thread. That would seem very powerful. Your reasoning is sound for the 1d6 dagger though.

Well that's what you have a coin purse or primary bag of holding for. Assuming the hand retrieving items is not folded (which I would assume is safe to assume based on how bags of holding generally work), it could be used for forging, folding washing, making something really long by reinserting it repeatedly, or sabotaging by folding things that should not be foldable.

Flaming sword. Only the handle sets on fire.

>\[The sapient dagger\] was a 1d6 but let you attack again, but rolling a 5 or less on the die makes you insane because the dagger insults the user so badly for missing. \[... T\]here was no cap on how often you could attack again. You're right about the extra attack, of course; I was too tired to remember or to go back and read again before commenting. I think we'd need a few things clarified before properly balancing an alternate version: 1) Rolling a 5 or lower on the extra attack's attack roll, or its damage roll? Presumably either way it refers to a raw die value. 2) "No cap on how often you could attack again" - no cap on uses per day, or could you just make additional attacks within one round until you decided to stop (or died)? 3) Does using the dagger's additional attack take your bonus action, or is it a free action? This may be answered by #2, since if it's unlimited per round it must be a free action. 3a) If it's essentially a free action, does it get included with a class's Extra Attack? Which is to say, does it count within the activation of that ability for the purpose of anything that might positively (or negatively) impact all the attacks within a given activation of Extra Attack? (Of course, it wouldn't make sense for it to have to count AS one of the class's Extra Attacks, since it would be categorically worse as it would just invoke the risk with no compensating benefit.)

> it immediately gets tangled up and take 1d6 minutes per 5ft of rope to untangle Should be a Dexterity check per 5ft per 1d6 minutes to make it even more diabolical.

I played a campaign where we had a dagger of healing. It worked great against undead (as intended by the DM) and also to torture information out of people (not intended by DM).

I like letting my players figure it out. If I don't pack the game with contrived stats they'll spend all night investigating an unlocked door.

Wand of magic missile. Occasionally shoots cum.

That makes it too easy: just attach a ropeladder to the broom. That doesn't work if the broom stops levitating when you get off.

Or, a bag of holding embedded in a doll’s butt. Try being taken seriously when you’re fisting a plushie for a magic potion.

“You slurred the word ‘golden.’ Roll a d4. You need 20 to live.”

Amulet of speak with the dead - cursed. Once attuned the user can speak with the dead, but can only interpret chat with the living as wailing, any attempts to speak with the living will sound like wailing to the other entity. Removing the item does not break the curse.