It sounded like a scene from liar liar to me.

I love Oglaf so much

"THE PEN THAT I AM HOLDING IN MY HAND IS THE COLOR BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FEMALE!" *collapses*

I suspect you could do that in Mage: the Ascension (CAN YOU GUESS WHAT CAMPAIGN I AM PREPPING?!) I could see it as Prime 5/Mind 3 for super powerful blessing that makes people lose track of thought whenever they're about to deadname you. A Mind 3/Life 2 would be less pwoerful version, you could probably add Correspondence to increase the radius of this passive effect. I do not think it may even cause too much Paradox either, it's very Cointidental magic.

I remember roughly a decade ago I worked out that a gold was equivalent in purchasing power to somewhere on the order of $100, and $100 was a nice round number that’s easy to use to get a ballpark feel for what something is worth, so I pretty much always use that. I’m guessing inflation and/or doomsday preppers (or political culture) has significantly raised the price of gold since then. Inflation too.

Had to check that this wasn't written by Joss Lake as this seems like a device/power from his novel Future Feeling

This sounds like the rpg I have been waiting for

Gotta love a Liar Liar reference

have we immediately forgotten what the wizard did? i'd consider a *year's* wages a pretty fucking good deal for changing the fabric of reality to suit me

"hello may, i never gave you my name." *fae catches fire and melts"