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https://bad-dragon.com/products/ika The extra large is $220, but there are more affordable options if you're willing to go smaller.

Why do you know this?

I was just messing around with the customizations, I didn't actually buy one. [The fuckable sand worm though....](https://bad-dragon.com/products/ledo)

Because they clicked on the website and checked

... even though he lives alone!

Just from DMing perspective I feel this when my players decide to fight a NPC they weren't supposed to fight at a level I don't have a block for lol. "Well your options are cr3 and cr10 and you're level 7 so....10 it is and imma just shave some stuff off while hoping for the best" lol. Shout-out to every time my party says they're looking for shady people to circumvent the legal way to do something then balk when the pricetag isn't a handshake and an IOU their reputation proceeds them will never be collected.

What the fuck

I know right? What a rip off, it doesn't even [come with popcorn.](https://lamag.com/opinion/dune-two-popcorn-bucket-viral#%3A%7E%3Atext=The+%27Dune%3A+Part+Two%27%2Cresemblance+to+a+sex+toy.&text=Sorry+movie+marketing%2C+but+you%27ve+gone+too+far.)

I only have like 10 minis and the party I DM for is 5 people, so I use a lot of random stuff as minis. I'm slowly building a collection, but it's expensive lol

As a totally cheap-ass DM, my recommendation is to find some printable DnD tokens that you like and glue them to things like bottle-caps, or small round bits of wood (like chunks off of a dowel from the hardware store). There are a bunch around. If you want to splurge, take the bits you want somewhere you can pay for a quality color printout. Personally, I'm a fan of these generic tokens by "Acquitt". They're useful for every encounter: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FV7egJC87nsVUTybGs5E3DwvRihmz6KduUfniSJk6Fec.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D57f11a74865814f31c7236adb1555a43529ca355 I glued these to some sculpey discs of the same color. I also used transparent binder sleeves for HP tracker sheets, so I could use dry-erase marker. Lastly, my battle map was a large (but cheap) poster frame with 1" grid paper inside^1^. This let me use those dry-erase markers to draw terrain. 1. For more thrift, some wrapping paper brands print a barely visible 1" grid on the backside. Some quality time with a ruler and pen can turn that into something useful.

Hopefully not... Otherwise someone is literally boofing microplastics.

The joke is that's a dildo

Well he has a roommate

Yep and CR10 when you're level 7 and decided to fuck around is also a proverbial dildo

It's actually this one: https://bad-dragon.com/products/tako

You've got a good eye for tentacle dildos.

DM really bringing atmosphere to new heights. Can even smell the ocean.

Let's see what Mage Hand does on this boyo