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A forum for discussing and organizing recreational softball and baseball games and leagues in the greater Halifax area.

Sticks and stones will break your bones and words will fucking kill you

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    3 comments are on this thread and each one has a different video for that Tom Cardy song. I love it.
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    It is fantastic. He also does live music for a d&d podcast called dragon friends. It is recorded in front of an audience. They don't follow the rules super strictly, but it is entertaining.
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      rizzrustbolt@lemmy.world
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      Ursula from Little Mermaid.
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        3 comments are on this thread and each one has a different video for that Tom Cardy song. I love it.
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        What can I say? He’s a _natural_.
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          If the ancient dragon can't kill the bard while they spend 11 minutes mocking it, it just dies of shame.
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            [NAT 20 LET'S GOOOO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqLysSnnlQ)
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            New hit: [Love Letter to a Dungeon Master.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Tkba0aVYY)
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              To be fair, player characters at level 17+ are basically walking deities, regardless of class.
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                I mean if I was a dragon that failed to kill a bard for *11 minutes* I'd take care of it myself.
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                  I thought it made them suicide, least thats how i imagine it, like someone yo mama'd you so hard, you pull out and fall on your sword.
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                    A cantrip that's as effective as "power word kill" on mundane folk? Use 55 times to kill a dragon? How did I miss this? As a DM, I'd have to implement a house rule that _every_ such insult must be unique, as it is magically bound to the target at that distinct moment in time. And that goes for failures as well as successes: each use burns that phrase forever. At the very least this goes if used repeatedly against the same target. Besides, a good bard should be able to cook up fresh material.
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                      [Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1216/)
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                        [NAT 20 LET'S GOOOO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqLysSnnlQ)
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                        I love this video, but I genuinely upset at ruining the story and not taking it seriously 😭
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                          The bard in my game killed Brenda Walsh from Beverly Hills 90210 with this cantrip.
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                            Well, this scene from Pick of Destiny is very fitting https://youtu.be/2KAl-b5RfOM?t=80
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                              I legit killed an owlbear with vicious mockery (as in killing blow). Sticks and stones etcetc
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                                Imma start another bg3 run asap.
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                                  sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
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                                  Bards aren't just "a talented musician" they literally use magic. They're basically wizards that went the liberal arts path in college.
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                                    Plot twist, the dragon accepts your challenge and destroys you with 800 years worth of yo mama jokes.
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                                      The bard in my game killed Brenda Walsh from Beverly Hills 90210 with this cantrip.
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                                      I give up on gaming and am leaving to become a mountain hermit.
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                                        It's odd saying it does decent damage. It's the least damaging cantrip. Not hating on it, but it's odd to say that lol.
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                                          A cantrip that's as effective as "power word kill" on mundane folk? Use 55 times to kill a dragon? How did I miss this? As a DM, I'd have to implement a house rule that _every_ such insult must be unique, as it is magically bound to the target at that distinct moment in time. And that goes for failures as well as successes: each use burns that phrase forever. At the very least this goes if used repeatedly against the same target. Besides, a good bard should be able to cook up fresh material.
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                                          This is an absolutely insane take. Vicious Mockery is the the least damaging cantrip (or like bottom three). Further, it's a cantrip, something players are supposed to be able to easily without resource consumption. Expecting a player to come up with unique insults every time they cast this is stupid and exhausting. Also, the reason it's "as effective as power word kill on common folk" is because *common folk are weak and meant to weak*. They're not heroes. Spell casters using cantrips is akin to fighters making normal attacks, swinging a sword.
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