I just want to listen to some people go on about how they think they saw bigfoot and how they almost died and maybe look at some blurry photos and goofy artist renderings.

Is THAT too much to ask in this day and age?

And then maybe a super serious interview with someone who saw a night crawler. Or an Unspeakable Beast of the Ol' Quarry.

I'll even settle for a guy who found a "strange humming orb" but now it's gone for some reason.

Just good simple fun.