... named Lace a lot.

**waggles eyebrows**

**Shuffles out sideways with cane.**

#iamweak #puns

@futurebird We have a "dad-jokes" channel in our work slacked, I've posted this one there. It's so, so bad

@futurebird it makes me very happy that you are responsible for guiding young minds.

@futurebird ah yes, Lance, Knight of the Strong Arm, who won time and time again ... assisted by performance-enhancing drugs, we now know ...

@josh0

They get so mad at my puns.

But they also save up ants puns for me so there is a bright side.

@Bfordham

I have a worse one. But first I want to say something. I hate it when people say “no pun intended” be intentional with your puns! Be proud.

Anyway.

I entered a pun contest online one time. I submitted ten puns under different names so I could stand a better chance of winning.

I thought it was a lock! One pun *had* to win. Sadly no pun in ten did.

@futurebird @josh0 You're helping them become groan adults!

@timtfj @josh0

Wow.