What foods are OK/NOT OK to eat on New Year's day?
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@futurebird
Cat.No that will eat YOU.
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What foods are OK/NOT OK to eat on New Year's day?
What have you got against chicken?
Edit: auto correct wanted to change chicken to children.
I mean, what have you got against the *other* white meat?
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What have you got against chicken?
Edit: auto correct wanted to change chicken to children.
I mean, what have you got against the *other* white meat?
OK it is very simple and logical.
New year's day sets the tone for the whole year, so what you do on the first day of the year will have a big impact. OK?
Chickens scratch with their talons at the earth. Chickens are always scratching around.
You know who else scratches around? People who are broke. Always trying to scratch up cash.
So obviously if you eat some chicken you will become more like a chicken (duh) you will have bad financial luck all year.
Perfectly logical.
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OK it is very simple and logical.
New year's day sets the tone for the whole year, so what you do on the first day of the year will have a big impact. OK?
Chickens scratch with their talons at the earth. Chickens are always scratching around.
You know who else scratches around? People who are broke. Always trying to scratch up cash.
So obviously if you eat some chicken you will become more like a chicken (duh) you will have bad financial luck all year.
Perfectly logical.
@futurebird@sauropods.win @pewnack@aus.social what about pork? does it have something to do with piggy bank? -
@futurebird@sauropods.win @pewnack@aus.social what about pork? does it have something to do with piggy bank?
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OK it is very simple and logical.
New year's day sets the tone for the whole year, so what you do on the first day of the year will have a big impact. OK?
Chickens scratch with their talons at the earth. Chickens are always scratching around.
You know who else scratches around? People who are broke. Always trying to scratch up cash.
So obviously if you eat some chicken you will become more like a chicken (duh) you will have bad financial luck all year.
Perfectly logical.
Not only that, but chickens eat worms, and you are what you eat. Who wants a diet of worms?
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Not only that, but chickens eat worms, and you are what you eat. Who wants a diet of worms?
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OK it is very simple and logical.
New year's day sets the tone for the whole year, so what you do on the first day of the year will have a big impact. OK?
Chickens scratch with their talons at the earth. Chickens are always scratching around.
You know who else scratches around? People who are broke. Always trying to scratch up cash.
So obviously if you eat some chicken you will become more like a chicken (duh) you will have bad financial luck all year.
Perfectly logical.
@futurebird @pewnack
What if you are sick and eat leftover chicken and rice soup? -
@futurebird @pewnack
What if you are sick and eat leftover chicken and rice soup?Then you are doomed obviously.
(no really, these things are deeply silly and just excuses to run around doing things on Jan. 1)
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What foods are OK/NOT OK to eat on New Year's day?
Where's the leftover booze and cheese?
