Hey baby, you just get dropped by a glacier?
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Hey baby, you just get dropped by a glacier? 'cus you are *erratic*!
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Hey baby, you just get dropped by a glacier? 'cus you are *erratic*!
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Sounds more like a put down, the pickup was centuries ago.
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Sounds more like a put down, the pickup was centuries ago.
I’m not sure I can handle so much chatter (marks) ) )) )))) )
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I’m not sure I can handle so much chatter (marks) ) )) )))) )
If you like her, esker out!
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If you like her, esker out!
good lord man stop I'm already dead
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If you like her, esker out!
I esker her about the date, but she said she left early, turns out he was a giant moraine.
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Hey baby, you just get dropped by a glacier? 'cus you are *erratic*!
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@futurebird Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fixed-rate penalty notice’ written all over you.
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Hey baby, you just get dropped by a glacier? 'cus you are *erratic*!
(Follow me for more highly effective pick up lines.)
@futurebird this one might work, but it takes an incredibly long time to land.
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I esker her about the date, but she said she left early, turns out he was a giant moraine.
I asked if he might be able to recover, but she said it’s often a terminal condition.
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I asked if he might be able to recover, but she said it’s often a terminal condition.
[myrmepropagandist lets out a final death squeak from under a pile of horrible rock puns]
"I know I brought this on myself."
