I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFW
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I showed it a picture of me holding the laserdisc of Disney's The Santa Clause and it said it wasn't SFW, because of Tim Allen's breasts and my Penis Hand.
of COURSE I tried a thinkpad keyboard, and no, it didn't identify the TrackPoint as a nipple. I'm sorry.
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I showed it a picture of me holding the laserdisc of Disney's The Santa Clause and it said it wasn't SFW, because of Tim Allen's breasts and my Penis Hand.
Is it offended by his chest because of the hips? eg "female figure all one color, therefore boobies"
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of COURSE I tried a thinkpad keyboard, and no, it didn't identify the TrackPoint as a nipple. I'm sorry.
I also tried the other way: giving it NSFW images.
I can't show those, but it did pretty abysmally. it spotted a penis in one, but an image of two people having sex that was shot from the side? marked SFW. A softcore shot of BDSM? SFW -
I also tried the other way: giving it NSFW images.
I can't show those, but it did pretty abysmally. it spotted a penis in one, but an image of two people having sex that was shot from the side? marked SFW. A softcore shot of BDSM? SFWI tested to see if it wasn't programmed to detect clitorises (clitorii?), thinking maybe it the thinkpad pointer is a clit and not a nipple?
NOPE! I tried turning the detection threshold way down and it managed to detect 27 overlapping pussies (their term, not mine) but zero clitorises.
So I guess it just can't detect clitorises. shame
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I tested to see if it wasn't programmed to detect clitorises (clitorii?), thinking maybe it the thinkpad pointer is a clit and not a nipple?
NOPE! I tried turning the detection threshold way down and it managed to detect 27 overlapping pussies (their term, not mine) but zero clitorises.
So I guess it just can't detect clitorises. shame
man, this thing loves to mark my thumb as a penis.
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man, this thing loves to mark my thumb as a penis.
I tried running it on some VHS tape covers but instead of noticing the woman in a leotard on the cover, it told me it was NSFW because my thumb at the bottom of the image was DEFINITELY a penis
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I tried running it on some VHS tape covers but instead of noticing the woman in a leotard on the cover, it told me it was NSFW because my thumb at the bottom of the image was DEFINITELY a penis
this is anti-thumb prejudice!
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this is anti-thumb prejudice!
Maybe stop doing such sexy thumb poses hmmm??
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this is anti-thumb prejudice!
I tried a photo where I was wearing nitrile gloves while holding up a phone, and it didn't mark my thumb as a penis this time!
it did mark my blurry wife in the background as a sex toy, which is more offensive tbh
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I tried a photo where I was wearing nitrile gloves while holding up a phone, and it didn't mark my thumb as a penis this time!
it did mark my blurry wife in the background as a sex toy, which is more offensive tbh
if I lower the confidence threshold enough it'll detect my pupils as nipples
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if I lower the confidence threshold enough it'll detect my pupils as nipples
I keep trying laserdisc covers and it keeps telling me NSFW and then points out the thumb in the corner as a penis
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I keep trying laserdisc covers and it keeps telling me NSFW and then points out the thumb in the corner as a penis
kinda want to run it on my entire photo library and see what it marks as NSFW.
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kinda want to run it on my entire photo library and see what it marks as NSFW.
yeah I don't know why that specific pluot is a penis
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yeah I don't know why that specific pluot is a penis
I ran it on a photo of me holding a box of Rice-A-Roni, and it marked my hand TWICE as penises, and the "A" in Rice-A-Roni as an asshole
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I ran it on a photo of me holding a box of Rice-A-Roni, and it marked my hand TWICE as penises, and the "A" in Rice-A-Roni as an asshole
MY MOUSE WHEEL IS NOT A NIPPLE
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MY MOUSE WHEEL IS NOT A NIPPLE
HAH. it failed on my USB penis
This is 100% safe, baby! -
HAH. it failed on my USB penis
This is 100% safe, baby!But that's just a thumb drive.
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HAH. it failed on my USB penis
This is 100% safe, baby!maybe it should be a game.
like it shows you pictures like this, and asks you if you can guess where the NSFW detector thinks the problem is -
maybe it should be a game.
like it shows you pictures like this, and asks you if you can guess where the NSFW detector thinks the problem isMY CHIN IS NOT A NIPPLE
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MY CHIN IS NOT A NIPPLE
Cutest photo ever. The machine is just jealous of you two.
