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Am definitely surprised by I_Fart_Glitter considering I know them personally lolAh, but you also know that much as I would like to, I have no experience with RPGs. I’m intimidated by all the rules and details and worry that an old, though sparkly
fart like me would fair as well as a boomer trying a smart phone for the first time. 
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Beyond disappointed that none of our resident fart accounts have commented in this thread. Clearly the clarion call of the wind broken by the fart golems haven't yet echoed deep enough into the halls of lemmy to reach their noses. @Fartswithanaccent@lemmy.world @Fartographer@lemmy.world @I_fart_glitter@lemmy.world @Satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.worldWho can murder someone with a PC this excellent? > Professor Belvedere “Fartsparkles” Tinkletuft was once a respected lecturer at the Neverwinter Arcane Academy. His groundbreaking research into “transmogrified odoriferous manifestations” (or, as the students called it, fart magic) was dismissed as childish and “in poor taste.” > > In protest, the Professor vowed to prove that flatulence is the ultimate illusion. Through alchemical experimentation, he discovered how to weaponize his digestive essence into arcane displays — clouds of glittering gas, illusionary stink beasts, and even gaseous duplicates of himself. > > Now he roams the realms, performing “scientific demonstrations” and occasionally saving the world — usually by accident.
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Hey don’t leave out my name sibling @FartSparkles@lemmy.world``` A wild sparkly fart appears ```
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``` A wild sparkly fart appears ```
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> Rhymes with cookie Does it really though? I use "ʊ" for book and cook, and "ju" for duke puke.
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Ah, but you also know that much as I would like to, I have no experience with RPGs. I’m intimidated by all the rules and details and worry that an old, though sparkly fart like me would fair as well as a boomer trying a smart phone for the first time. ️
I can fix you.
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> Rhymes with cookie Does it really though? I use "ʊ" for book and cook, and "ju" for duke puke.
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Unless your DM is a stickler for the updated 2024 rules, then in that case it can't, because they changed Twinned Spell to require that the spell let you target additional creatures when cast at higher levels, which Suggestion does not.
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Got muh bag-o-rats and muh Great Cleave, time to start whirlin'...
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What caused such a big turnaround?
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So this is my character. Her name is Armpits Esquire and she’s three halfling paladin brothers from a dead order in a trenchcoat. Because of their stacking auras, they are nearly- no, you can continue loading, it gets worse.”
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My old Dm Used to occasionally run a game where everyone rolled a pc that could fit into a cartoon show, and every game was an episode of this cartoon show. I played an anime inspired character that could turn into a robot for no reason that was ever explained, and sometimes he gained the ability to turn into different kind of robots. The character never shut up about the power of friendship, and had an ever-evolving backstory that made less and less sense as we played more one shots, including: 1. He was his own father somehow 2. he had to go go to the future to make this happen for some reason 3. he was searching for his sibling so that he could stop him from becoming him. His sibling was from the future and had travelled back to the past 4. he could telepathically communicate with plants using the power of friendship. The plants had nothing to say because they were plants 5. his father was some kind of evil god. Somehow he was still his own father. The ontradiction was never explained at all There were more details I can't recall.
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I’d never heard this before, but I adore the tiny twinge of chicanery the singer adds to every line!
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In my experience, dr farts is the result of an overabundance of options and lack of foresight. They don’t know what it’d be like, so they try it. Giving players a silly character swap voucher, good for just one session per campaign, solves that. Similar deal for the overjuiced character. (Not usable during story boss encounters) Once people recognize that the boundaries are there to improve their experience, not detract from it, they usually follow the flow of the game and build on others’ characters. If they don’t, chairs are easy to fill.
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Oddly reminiscent of Steven Universe. Is his own mother, who was some kind of (evil?) god, has an orb in his belly button, launches friendship based attacks.
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Character called Mr. Farts that deals 1500 damage per turn by fart 3.[kolanaki@pawb.social](https://nodebb.arachnibot.com/user/kolanaki%40pawb.social) sadly exeptions stack, not nullify. You'll be killed twice
