How dare you!

Here I go down *the oglaf hole* again

I hope not people are like that. I have a coworker insists Harry Potter is "Satan". She has never read it watch a single book or movie.

At least not coke and buthane. That would have been worse.

> Pearl-clutching “christians” used to be deathly afraid of anything Used to be? Harry Potter was 30 years after DnD started and you had jesus jizzers freaking the fuck out about witchcraft. Nowadays some of them believe democrats are literal demons from biblical hell bringing about the end times. Can't fix stupid.

I bet she'd like it if you told her it was racist and anti-trans...

Truly [The Greatest Country In The World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQ5678cJU8) !

I knew a guy who got into d&d in middle school and it drastically improved his grades. The fact is that gaming is reading, writing, math, make believe, structured socializing, and sometimes history and sometimes art. It's exactly like school, except fun.

No you're thinking paleobiology.

It was a real moral panic in the 80s or 90s. To be fair, it's one of the less deadly moral panics of the 90s. It got a lot of steam when a private detective was hired to find or investigate a troubled teen and found he had committed suicide, and he wrote a book about it and instead said he had become delusional after playing D&D, thought he was the fictional character of RPd and tried to do things his character could do, but killed him. Eventually enough people pointed out the absurdity of the story and people who knew the kid had grown up and made it very clear he committed suicide intentionally and was never delusional, the author then acknowledged he made up the story, but even more perplexing, claimed the teen met him before the suicide, he made it sounds like mere moments before, confessed to drug abuse, and said he didn't want his parents to find out, so asked him kindly to make up a cover story for his actual actions and motives to protect his family from, or maybe just his mom. Anyway. A lot of people took this seriously, but if you're even slightly aware of what tabletop rpgs are like is like claiming a high schooler who played too much soccer became delusional and thought he was a soccer ball, and kept trying to inflate himself until he died. I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just saying if that did happen, playing too much soccer wasn't related to the delusional mental health disorder.

Chick tracks all feel like a parody of reality, the man was very disturbed, there's a whole track about a seemingly normal couple and their seven year old daughter, and when missionaries come teach them about Jesus they ask if it's wrong that they sexually abuse their daughter, after being told that it is in fact wrong, but luckily they can be totally forgiven through Jesus, they decide to be Christians and say the magic words that make you saved, then they promise their daughter to stop abusing her, and all of this is played like it's really wonderful Jesus is here to save people who molest their kids for years from consequences.

No no, there's a lot of make believe power sets you can pretend to have in there.

Oh man, do you hsbg any idea how homophobic the entire world used to be? It's actually pretty progressive and understanding she said ''homosexuality'' and not a slur.

I learned a lot of English by playing Runescape.

You know as a rule I try not to judge people's actions when their mourning. No one thinks clearly when their mourning. There is a limit though and that woman found it years ago.

Wasn't early D&D played with three D6s, because D20s weren't easily available at the time, and so rolling three sixes would be the equivalent of a natural 20? I could see how that might be a little alarming to a parent in 1974.

I always laugh at these people. I’m paraphrasing, but in the 7th book Harry essentially tells Voldemort, “I died for them, you can’t touch them.” This is of course mirroring the fact that his own parents had died to protect him from Voldemort in the first place, but it’s also very much symbolic of the central Christian concept of Christ dying to save sinners. Harry is very much a Christ-figure in the end, forgiving those who had been his enemies and even pitying Voldemort himself. It’s not quite as blatant as C.S. Lewis and his, “If people don’t realize the lion is Jesus I’m going to have an aneurysm,” but it’s still obvious. People who say stuff like this is satanic live in such a pitifully small world. I feel sorry for them.

And the most important part: she admitted she was wrong and that it's fine This is the part where Republicans and have the biggest problems with, as in the face pf evidence they usually just double down and that's it.

Most people that think things are Satanic are woefully ill informed about the subject.

I would go so far as to say all of them. The whole idea of Satan is ridiculous, it's "The Boogeyman" for adults.