I eat Fig potion

I cast magic hand.

I can think of some ways to get it scratched

Use prune

anal sex with a ribbed condom

HOCUS POCUS, YOU CAN NO LONGER FOCUS! I CAST… ADHD!

Magic Missle 🤪

Wait, I already have ADHD. Does that make my ADHD, Super ADHD?

Sit on a grave and use Raise Dead.

Congrats, you’re now autistic as well.

Hey can you tickle yourself with magic hand, please answer this is very important

> Deep rectal itch I counter with Bigby's Vibrating Finger

this is what magic wands are for. Staves for the more experienced

Grandma preps her toolkit. Suddenly that itch isn't so nad after all... now that you really think about it. It's fine grandma...false alarm. 

Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.

Not to get political or anything, but is this castable with a radius? Like say if we wanted to AOE a certain godawful parliamentary body.


I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES

100s of pleasure dots