The computer is your friend!

That's how my bard build feels in BG3. Always know the right thing to say, to make a bad guy kill himself.

Hmm... Now I need a Loathing TTRPG.

Heres my character for this campaign 

Jib. The jib sail is the triangular one at the prow of a ship. Different countries used different designs, so liking the cut of a jib meant you recognized it. https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/cut-of-your-jib.html

Toon had chutzpah as a stat

How are you going in with 0 gusto, are you bonkers??

This reminds me of West of Loathing

Looks like you minmaxed for Gib Cut. I like that.

Have a treason star

Ah, the "Provincial dad" class.

Perhaps not with those exact names, but there’s a fix: https://buriedwithoutceremony.com/simple-world

There could be a debuff called "wishy washy", it increases your childlike wonder, but lowers your gumption.

whats a jib? 

The X of Loathing series is fantastic. Another stat that comes to mind is Hornswogglin'

chutzpah wouldn't work, the less you have the more powerful you get

Oh shit i didn't know it was a whole series

love this series so much

Yeah, it started with Kingdom of Loathing, which is a free to play browser game, and more recently Shadows over Loathing, which has this cool 1920s Lovecraftian setting. All keep that great humor

Just rework gumshoe