Truly a zombie chicken moment.

Roblox hold my parents credit card

My teens went and saw it. Said it wasn't as bad as they expected. I won't take my chances.

They made a Minecraft movie? Jesus, where the fuck have I been?

 

I mean that's not shocking. Its basically where pokemon was like 15 years ago. Which funnily enough puts early versions of MC at about the halfway point between now and the release of Pokemon Blue in 96.

I hope the target audience enjoyed it.

Kids love it so yeah

It was a piece of shit but it was also a lot of fun. My kids loved it

That’s 100% fake I refuse it to be true

Come onnnnnn I hope that is real.

Don't listen to the haters it was really good

would it be good if i don't like kids movies or care about Minecraft?

AI is so crazy

As long as you like people yelling and cheering in the theater, you'll love it

When my family saw it, every kid in the theater was amped up and going nuts the whole time.

https://shop.mattel.com/products/minecraft-steve-large-scale-action-figure-jgg67 You are in luck

Plot was terrible, was surprisingly perilous and violent and awkward at times, but in spite of that it was a good movie. It definitely gave nods to Minecraft gameplay and aspects, and was pretty funny at times.

Up there among the greats with Pokemon: The first movie and the classic Disney movies

Have the "critics" played Minecraft before watching the movie? Of course not. MC: Story mode was way better than this.