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@MxVerda @bipolaron Or you need to open the flue on your fireplace because that'll fuck you up

@MxVerda I just speed-scrolled through all our captains' Facebook just to check if any have a ship cat right now and I don't see any, a bit over half have a dogs though. I've known a few ship cats who basically act like dogs. So yeah, animals that live on boats are always the coolest.

@turmoni Not to tempt you further, but I do have a $150 off discount code for "upgrade pricing."

I have no way to automatically verify you have an OG Jumperless so the process is just DMing me and I'll take your word for it and send you a code.

@bipolaron **sticks 2 strips of metal together with different thermal expansion rates**

@rozeboosje 'Cause I like to see a variety of insufferable takes. Thank you for the extremely mastodon one here.

@gardencourt My attempt formally to define humans as featherless biPIDs have been crushed.

I have no way to make this seem at all relevant but now that this post has broken containment, you should get a Jumperless V5

Jumperless V5

What is it? Jumperless V5 lets you prototype like a nerdy wizard who can see electricity and conjure jumpers with a magic wand. It’s an Integrated Development Environment (IDE) for hardware, with an analog-by-nature RP2350B-based dev board, a drawer full of wires, and a workbench full of test equipment (including a pow

Architeuthis Flux (jumperless.myshopify.com)

@vfig Like entering the coordinates to a rake on your front lawn into the Apollo Guidance Computer then having it precisely guide you to step on it and hitting yourself in the face.

@KatLS I read that as "sadly tacks" and thought that was the most brilliant sailing-themed play on this

@rotopenguin That is an excellent Big-fuzzy Moth GIF

@adistuder Ah, now I understand why we don't let bugs drive boats in foggy conditions.

It's probably just because my family's in the fishing industry that I know the secrets of the sea: for instance, boats go on the water and lighthouses go on land, and they should generally not be in the same place at the same time.

omg I'm reading this dumb twitter article but can't continue because I'm laughing too hard at this diagram. Like, using this as a definition of an intelligent system then crashing into the fucking rocks because you don't know wtf a lighthouse is.