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But then they're too awesome to use, so you never use them and never find out the enemies can use them against you.

I'd have made the heads go in rainbow order (though there's not enough of them to technically do the pride flag), and maybe give each one of them a different pride flag on their necks. Still cute though.

Then make an Alchemy Jug. I don't need the sheep for an infinite money glitch.

Good to know. I was worried someone didn't sheer their sheep and it was getting really hot under there.

What if you're double gay for unrelated reasons before they cast the spell?

I guess you'd need flight too, so Phantom Steed wouldn't be enough. They probably wouldn't be able to reach a city in time. Also, it only really works in open areas, so you'd have to avoid any caves.

Would it fit? I suppose technically the rules say a gargantuan creature is 20 feet by 20 feet or larger, and you can make a ten foot radius sphere with Wall of Force. But also, that would give it total cover, and Vicious Mockery does not grant itself an exception from that. Message is the only one I know of that does.

You might be able to find some cheese strat. One good trick is to use a Phantom Steed to constantly outrange your opponent. But Vicious Mockery doesn't have enough range to make that effective. I'm sure someone can figure out a method, but Vicious Mockery isn't going to be the interesting part.

> (instead, they try to play the same character with different names). I'm imagining every session they play a new character who meets the party and decides not to join them.

But a much better way would be to say "with safety tools and lots of inter-group romance".

What if someone things humans are fine, but is against variant humans? I knew it's just optional rules, but I think it's funnier to think of it as an in-universe race of humans.

Why do plague doctors get such a bad rap? They risked their lives to help people.

Except the game uses Chebyshev distance, so as long as they're within 30 feet in the x, y, and z dimensions, they're within 30 feet. Though for area damage spells, it's much, much more complicated. You don't just have to find the Euclidean distance from them to the center. You have to calculate how much of their square is within that distance.

Me at 20: I'm never going to need Chebyshev distance in real life. Why am I learning this?

What exactly does banning "lawyers" mean if you can still hire people to defend you in court? Did they just ban the word?

[I roll one with the die. The die is with me.](https://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1707.html)

No I want to see a programming language with multiclassing. Not just inheritance or Interfaces, but properly being able to make an object from any two classes.

Mutants and Masterminds (and I think GURPS) sidesteps it entirely by having point buy with all the abilities and stats. You don't even have classes.