Future archeologist: We did it! We finally found a surviving detailed account of the 2020s! Now we'll finally understand the collapse!
Future classist: Amazing! Give it here so I can try to translate it for us.
Future archeologist: Of course! What does it say?
Future classist: *flips through book, increasingly confused*
Future archeologist: Well? Does it unlock the great secrets of the ancients?
Future classist: Well... Not as such...
Future archeologist: Well, what's it about then?
Future classist: Ants. It's three thousand pages with nothing but ants.
Future archeologist: Ants!? I've dedicated five years of my life to this expedition. Just ants!?
Future classist: Well... There are also a handful of pages describing a cat.