Chebucto Regional Softball Club

``` A wild sparkly fart appears ```

Who can murder someone with a PC this excellent? > Professor Belvedere “Fartsparkles” Tinkletuft was once a respected lecturer at the Neverwinter Arcane Academy. His groundbreaking research into “transmogrified odoriferous manifestations” (or, as the students called it, fart magic) was dismissed as childish and “in poor taste.” > > In protest, the Professor vowed to prove that flatulence is the ultimate illusion. Through alchemical experimentation, he discovered how to weaponize his digestive essence into arcane displays — clouds of glittering gas, illusionary stink beasts, and even gaseous duplicates of himself. > > Now he roams the realms, performing “scientific demonstrations” and occasionally saving the world — usually by accident.