Chebucto Regional Softball Club

MY CHIN IS NOT A NIPPLE

maybe it should be a game.
like it shows you pictures like this, and asks you if you can guess where the NSFW detector thinks the problem is

HAH. it failed on my USB penis
This is 100% safe, baby!

MY MOUSE WHEEL IS NOT A NIPPLE

I ran it on a photo of me holding a box of Rice-A-Roni, and it marked my hand TWICE as penises, and the "A" in Rice-A-Roni as an asshole

yeah I don't know why that specific pluot is a penis

kinda want to run it on my entire photo library and see what it marks as NSFW.

I keep trying laserdisc covers and it keeps telling me NSFW and then points out the thumb in the corner as a penis

if I lower the confidence threshold enough it'll detect my pupils as nipples

I tried a photo where I was wearing nitrile gloves while holding up a phone, and it didn't mark my thumb as a penis this time!

it did mark my blurry wife in the background as a sex toy, which is more offensive tbh

this is anti-thumb prejudice!

I tried running it on some VHS tape covers but instead of noticing the woman in a leotard on the cover, it told me it was NSFW because my thumb at the bottom of the image was DEFINITELY a penis

man, this thing loves to mark my thumb as a penis.

I tested to see if it wasn't programmed to detect clitorises (clitorii?), thinking maybe it the thinkpad pointer is a clit and not a nipple?

NOPE! I tried turning the detection threshold way down and it managed to detect 27 overlapping pussies (their term, not mine) but zero clitorises.

So I guess it just can't detect clitorises. shame

I also tried the other way: giving it NSFW images.
I can't show those, but it did pretty abysmally. it spotted a penis in one, but an image of two people having sex that was shot from the side? marked SFW. A softcore shot of BDSM? SFW

of COURSE I tried a thinkpad keyboard, and no, it didn't identify the TrackPoint as a nipple. I'm sorry.

I showed it a picture of me holding the laserdisc of Disney's The Santa Clause and it said it wasn't SFW, because of Tim Allen's breasts and my Penis Hand.

I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFW
it said no, because it detected the escape key as a nipple

Some fuckknob just tried to scam me out of my Google account. Tried to recover my account twice (from Boise) then called me on the phone pretending to be Google Security Team, asking about if I had any attempted logins, then told me to accept the account recovery pop up

SHOVEL IN MORE COAL, WE'VE ALMOST HIT 60 FPS