MY CHIN IS NOT A NIPPLE
foone@digipres.club
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFW -
I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWmaybe it should be a game.
like it shows you pictures like this, and asks you if you can guess where the NSFW detector thinks the problem is -
I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWHAH. it failed on my USB penis
This is 100% safe, baby! -
I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWMY MOUSE WHEEL IS NOT A NIPPLE
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWI ran it on a photo of me holding a box of Rice-A-Roni, and it marked my hand TWICE as penises, and the "A" in Rice-A-Roni as an asshole
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWyeah I don't know why that specific pluot is a penis
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWkinda want to run it on my entire photo library and see what it marks as NSFW.
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWI keep trying laserdisc covers and it keeps telling me NSFW and then points out the thumb in the corner as a penis
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWif I lower the confidence threshold enough it'll detect my pupils as nipples
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWI tried a photo where I was wearing nitrile gloves while holding up a phone, and it didn't mark my thumb as a penis this time!
it did mark my blurry wife in the background as a sex toy, which is more offensive tbh
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWthis is anti-thumb prejudice!
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWI tried running it on some VHS tape covers but instead of noticing the woman in a leotard on the cover, it told me it was NSFW because my thumb at the bottom of the image was DEFINITELY a penis
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWman, this thing loves to mark my thumb as a penis.
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWI tested to see if it wasn't programmed to detect clitorises (clitorii?), thinking maybe it the thinkpad pointer is a clit and not a nipple?
NOPE! I tried turning the detection threshold way down and it managed to detect 27 overlapping pussies (their term, not mine) but zero clitorises.
So I guess it just can't detect clitorises. shame
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWI also tried the other way: giving it NSFW images.
I can't show those, but it did pretty abysmally. it spotted a penis in one, but an image of two people having sex that was shot from the side? marked SFW. A softcore shot of BDSM? SFW -
I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWof COURSE I tried a thinkpad keyboard, and no, it didn't identify the TrackPoint as a nipple. I'm sorry.
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWI showed it a picture of me holding the laserdisc of Disney's The Santa Clause and it said it wasn't SFW, because of Tim Allen's breasts and my Penis Hand.
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I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFWI tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFW
it said no, because it detected the escape key as a nipple -
Some fuckknob just tried to scam me out of my Google account.Some fuckknob just tried to scam me out of my Google account. Tried to recover my account twice (from Boise) then called me on the phone pretending to be Google Security Team, asking about if I had any attempted logins, then told me to accept the account recovery pop up
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I wonder how hard it would be to build; a basic steam engine, then use it to turn a turbine or dynamo, then use it to run my SteamBoxSHOVEL IN MORE COAL, WE'VE ALMOST HIT 60 FPS