Spouse and I are in bed watching TV
Spouse: Do you have any salt on your nightstand?
Me: <hands him salt shaker>
Spouse: <doesn't take salt shaker>
Me:
Spouse: I meant *popcorn* salt
Me: Seriously? Does my nightstand look like Batman's belt, able to produce whatever happens to be needed at any given moment?
Spouse:
Me:
Spouse:
Me: <puts regular salt shaker back on nightstand, hands him popcorn salt>