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@futurebird I think you and your fans might appreciate this poll
Some people believe in a watchmaker God who spun up at the universe and then stepped away. At what point do you think God would have been satisfied? #ants #atoms #peanutbutter #God [ ] Big bang [ ] Formation of atoms [ ] Ants [ ] Peanut butter and honey sandwiches
The Pit (thepit.social)
@futurebird don't read the last sentence
THE HEAVENS—Admitting that He had barely even noticed the leader of the Catholic Church had died, God, our Lord and Heavenly Father, announced Tuesday that He was too obsessed with ants right now to focus on the next pope. “While I want to commit to finding a successor to Pope Francis, I’m currently in kind […]
The Onion (theonion.com)
@futurebird @lnlyisol it's the way I feel about automatic spell check and grammar check in everything. No, really, i want the word "i" in lower case. I live in Kwins and go to the Atlantick ocean. It's an intentional joke to say "too" rather than "to". The monoculturalization of language by machines always feels condescending in a very DunkinRuger (yes also a joke) way. The machine is just stupid enough to think it's smarter than you. So irritating.