That's honestly a great way of thinking about it. My character can open any lock, charm any NPC, withstand any attack and deal incredible amounts of damage, just by asking a buddy to do it for them. Friendship is OP.
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[JakeyBoi] Dump Stat -
[HiAdventureCast] No doubt..."Heroes! I'm sorry, the next ale delivery is gonna have to wait. Our supply routes have been under attack by those same villains the blacksmith mentioned. This seems to be the work of the Dark Mother-In-Law." -
Never underestimate themI once told a player a roll was impossible, so she shouldn't bother. She gave me a look, picked up the dice, and rolled a crit (this was a 3d6 system, so that's a 1 in 216 chance). I don't care what the rules say. If I refused that dice witch her roll, my dice would forever roll naught but garbage. -
For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons -
I'll allow itDo we need to bust out the [Brennan speech](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4DSZo96HEik) again? -
Try me, metafuckerThe greatest enemy ever created is the albino red dragon. -
Something something bard something something hard woodI swear to god, this bard slander is getting out of hand. You had such an easy druid joke laid out for you... -
Careful what you wish forI wanna run an adventure where a dragon secretly runs a bank, and nobody can tell because it acts exactly like every other banker. -
None (okay maybe some) more soullessIn law enforcement hell, they have to testify against someone they falsely arrested to a fair and reasonable judge, and every lie they try to tell manifests as physical black sludge that sears their throat as they speak. ...Fuck, I'm gonna have to come up with a new one shot now. -
DnD of MustsThis is the exact reason I learned to play the ukulele -
None (okay maybe some) more soullessOkay, this campaign is gonna be a dark and sinister urban adventure, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things. Okay, this is a swashbuckling tale, a la Robin Hood against the Sheriff of Nottingham, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things. Okay, this is basically a noir detective style adventure, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things. Okay, I noticed I keep making law enforcement evil, so I'm gonna do a one shot set in hell. There's no civilisation or human NPCs, so law enforcement isn't even here. The year is 1312... -
ClassicEh, not really a wine guy, personally. -
Classic"Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."