There's an epic tale of adventure to be had and a plane of existance that needs saving... but fuckit, look at all this garlic bread!

Your moms an succubus

Still the best D&D Beyond has to offer.

Reminds me of [this Oglaf strip](https://www.oglaf.com/babes-abyss/) (NSFW, of course - it's Oglaf).

Reads like they wrote incubus and then panic swapped it to succubus

an incubus finds an asexual person. the incubus asks "would you rather: unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games" the person is killed by the incubus for not understanding the question

Succubi are female. You're looking for an incubus. Also succubi are dominant while incubi are submissive.

Also should be a succubus. Not an.

But what sort of demon is the power bottom

Boncubus.

Where's the second part from?

Sign me up twice. Maybe they can share their arcane knowledge too.

Im all for tropes where the 'desire' branches beyond the most base of drives. (Sex and wealth). I feel like there's a really great example from a video game that's escaping me right now. It wasn't Dragon Age, because Origins and 2 definitely leaned on the sex angle. And I don't recall Inquisition's 'choice spirit' to be particularly memorable.

Guess I'm dead too

Twinkubus


Sure, that's a certain kind of scary, but imagine the experience of being forcibly given a desire you've never known. Imagine you've been living as a more or less average human your whole life, and suddenly this creature turns up that instills a mind-warping hunger for something essentially mundane but culturally, slightly embarrassing or inconvenient to satisfy, like a growing need, only temporarily satiable, to have someone else's finger in your mouth. You can fight it, sometimes holding out for days at a time, but you experience a continuously intensifying, survival instinct level drive to lick, or suck, or simply hold in your mouth, someone else's warm, living fingers. 'We call this creature _The Dentisubus_.'

Sounds like something Raphael from BG3 might do.

Congratulations, you found a typo. Now what? Are you going to fine OP for it?

A popular one.