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Chebucto Regional Softball Club

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A forum for discussing and organizing recreational softball and baseball games and leagues in the greater Halifax area.

Sex ain't the only thing on the table

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.worksF festnt@sh.itjust.works
    an incubus finds an asexual person. the incubus asks "would you rather: unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games" the person is killed by the incubus for not understanding the question
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    Guess I'm dead too
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      But what sort of demon is the power bottom
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      Twinkubus
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        succubus are female. if you're saying "he", that's an incubus
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        ![](https://midwest.social/pictrs/image/31dbbec1-f89b-417e-a6e1-e8ec148f0149.png)
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          Sure, that's a certain kind of scary, but imagine the experience of being forcibly given a desire you've never known. Imagine you've been living as a more or less average human your whole life, and suddenly this creature turns up that instills a mind-warping hunger for something essentially mundane but culturally, slightly embarrassing or inconvenient to satisfy, like a growing need, only temporarily satiable, to have someone else's finger in your mouth. You can fight it, sometimes holding out for days at a time, but you experience a continuously intensifying, survival instinct level drive to lick, or suck, or simply hold in your mouth, someone else's warm, living fingers. 'We call this creature _The Dentisubus_.'
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            Sounds like something Raphael from BG3 might do.
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              Also should be a succubus. Not an.
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              Congratulations, you found a typo. Now what? Are you going to fine OP for it?
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                But what sort of demon is the power bottom
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                A popular one.
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                  succubus are female. if you're saying "he", that's an incubus
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                  No, no. This is an incubus https://youtu.be/8295rOMvtQI
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                    Is this how the first warlock was made
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                      I’m asexual IRL and can confirm arcane knowledge is irresistible. You can often find me reading dusty old tomes from the past. The dustier the better.
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                        succubus are female. if you're saying "he", that's an incubus
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                        well technically the succu- suffix essentially means bottom, and anyone who has a female demon as a bottom is doing something wrong
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