Our sessions usually go: NPC: "I am known as Nebulox". PC: "... I'm gonna call you 'Ned'" DM: "WELL I GUESS ITS NED NOW"

Let's see... Ho Lee Sheet, I need to start doing that. But I guess my players will suspect Sum Tin Wong

Sir Gardakan, Sir Mordak!

I normally DM with my laptop, so or i have it ready to go or i leave a list of names open somewhere for this

My DM used IKEA furniture names.

 https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/fake-asiana-pilot-names > While reporting on the crash during their noon newscast on July 12th, Bay Area Fox affiliate KTVU co-anchor Tori Campbell reported that the names of the pilots on board were "Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk" and "Bang Ding Ow." > On the evening of July 12th, the NTSB issued an apology via press release noting that a summer intern had acted on his own authority by confirming the fake names, and asserted that appropriate action would be taken to assure a similar error would not happen again. As far as I know, the identity of the intern remains undisclosed.

Oh wow yeah this is awesome: https://donjon.bin.sh/fantasy/my_campaign/ It's a random campaign generator. You could run a whole one-shot off that, or populate any region in your world at will

I don't even play 5e and I use donjon a lot

"My name is Robert" "...Dick" "..."

All my characters are either Wolfgang Grindelberg the Third of Abendbrücken (if I had time to prepare) or “uhhhhh… Bob?” if I haven’t.

The Keyser Soze method.

That site has such good tools.

A classic site. Used to use it back in my pathfinder days.

May I call you Jim?

All well and good in theory, but after bribing a barmaid called "Anon" for a lead, my group have now been directed to talk to a halfling in the corner of the tavern by the name of "Hamas".

"Listin, his name is Listin. His sister? Listelle. What? His parents? Sigh. Listanathon and Listhana. His dog? Rufus, now can we move along, please?"

Without exception, all my gith characters are called Apo'stroph'e.

seventh sanctum saved my ass so many times