He tells you his name is Jimmothy Plimmothy.

I keep a pregenerated list of on-theme names and just cross them off as they get used. It's the perfect crime.

I grab relevant Japanese and butcher it until it sounds vaguely fantasy-Western. Never fails.

One of the best parts about running *Apocalypse World* is that the gag of looking around the room and naming a character after something you see is perfectly in keeping with the setting.

Gib Piblet at your service. Yes, of the Candle keep Piblets.

I keep losing my list

My secret weapon: https://donjon.bin.sh/fantasy/name/ Way better collection of names than Fantasy Name Generator

Ah yes, Line of Sight Name, The Pretender's mo

Forget the names, look at ALL the tools. Thanks, bookmarked. I don't have a group right now, but that is damn handy.

Our sessions usually go: NPC: "I am known as Nebulox". PC: "... I'm gonna call you 'Ned'" DM: "WELL I GUESS ITS NED NOW"

Let's see... Ho Lee Sheet, I need to start doing that. But I guess my players will suspect Sum Tin Wong

Sir Gardakan, Sir Mordak!

I normally DM with my laptop, so or i have it ready to go or i leave a list of names open somewhere for this

My DM used IKEA furniture names.

 https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/fake-asiana-pilot-names > While reporting on the crash during their noon newscast on July 12th, Bay Area Fox affiliate KTVU co-anchor Tori Campbell reported that the names of the pilots on board were "Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk" and "Bang Ding Ow." > On the evening of July 12th, the NTSB issued an apology via press release noting that a summer intern had acted on his own authority by confirming the fake names, and asserted that appropriate action would be taken to assure a similar error would not happen again. As far as I know, the identity of the intern remains undisclosed.

Oh wow yeah this is awesome: https://donjon.bin.sh/fantasy/my_campaign/ It's a random campaign generator. You could run a whole one-shot off that, or populate any region in your world at will

I don't even play 5e and I use donjon a lot

"My name is Robert" "...Dick" "..."

All my characters are either Wolfgang Grindelberg the Third of Abendbrücken (if I had time to prepare) or “uhhhhh… Bob?” if I haven’t.