this is what magic wands are for. Staves for the more experienced

Grandma preps her toolkit. Suddenly that itch isn't so nad after all... now that you really think about it. It's fine grandma...false alarm. 

Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.

Not to get political or anything, but is this castable with a radius? Like say if we wanted to AOE a certain godawful parliamentary body.


I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES

100s of pleasure dots

Mmm, the magic finger

Rectal can itch?

Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.

Finally my calling.

I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then. Jk, I don't cast Mage Hand.

It's super effective! [@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world](/user/underpantsweevil%40lemmy.world) has fainted.

I cast restart PC

Not 20 Intimidation Check

[That's just the worms saying hi ](https://youtube.com/shorts/CUB4mzOKsdI)

I, as a mage, just use my hand. "Mage Hand".

I cast *Swamp Ass*!

Scoundrel! I cast Last Season Of Your Favorite Show Never Gets Made.

Oh sweet I'm a virgin again