Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.

Not to get political or anything, but is this castable with a radius? Like say if we wanted to AOE a certain godawful parliamentary body.


I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES

100s of pleasure dots

Mmm, the magic finger

Rectal can itch?

Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.

Finally my calling.

I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then. Jk, I don't cast Mage Hand.

It's super effective! [@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world](/user/underpantsweevil%40lemmy.world) has fainted.

I cast restart PC

Not 20 Intimidation Check

[That's just the worms saying hi ](https://youtube.com/shorts/CUB4mzOKsdI)

I, as a mage, just use my hand. "Mage Hand".

I cast *Swamp Ass*!

Scoundrel! I cast Last Season Of Your Favorite Show Never Gets Made.

Oh sweet I'm a virgin again

IVE FOUND YOU. TONIGHT YOU DIE

In DnD, nearly anything is possible. So why not this? ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯