For Immediate Release:
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For Immediate Release:
Living room and bedroom correspondents report a sudden increase in "nose booping" a terrifying new phenomenon wherein the small triangle nose of a kitty (that "looks like a rubber button" according to *untrusted*` sources) is booped by the horrible tentacle-like finger beans of a human.
Any cat may fall victim for *literally* "no reason" and the humans do not give treats as compensation and seem to think it is funny.
More at 11. We will fight back.
BREAKING NEWS
Cat science has found it is possible to "boop human's nose back" -- cats are scrambling to arm themselves with this new and effective tactic.
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BREAKING NEWS
Cat science has found it is possible to "boop human's nose back" -- cats are scrambling to arm themselves with this new and effective tactic.
@futurebird that is why I have convinced Murphy Danger Paws to face towards the stairs in his cat tree. Had my share of nose boops from him.
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@futurebird that is why I have convinced Murphy Danger Paws to face towards the stairs in his cat tree. Had my share of nose boops from him.
What a delightful creature.
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@futurebird that is why I have convinced Murphy Danger Paws to face towards the stairs in his cat tree. Had my share of nose boops from him.
I'm getting wookie vibes and can't exactly explain why.
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BREAKING NEWS
Cat science has found it is possible to "boop human's nose back" -- cats are scrambling to arm themselves with this new and effective tactic.
I'm a little disturbed that so many people heard the phrase "cat science" and just kept on rolling with it like this was in any way OK.
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I'm a little disturbed that so many people heard the phrase "cat science" and just kept on rolling with it like this was in any way OK.
@futurebird
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@futurebird
You have a lot of clout!I think it's #PicaTheCat with the clout.
Everyone always takes her side no matter what.
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I'm a little disturbed that so many people heard the phrase "cat science" and just kept on rolling with it like this was in any way OK.
@futurebird cat name idea for a cat who gets the zoomies a lot: Bill Bee-line the Science Feline
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I'm a little disturbed that so many people heard the phrase "cat science" and just kept on rolling with it like this was in any way OK.
@futurebird Our most recent family cats were...well, let's just say "not part of the cat science core research team," but I firmly believe that there *is* a cat science core research team.
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@futurebird Our most recent family cats were...well, let's just say "not part of the cat science core research team," but I firmly believe that there *is* a cat science core research team.
Listen not all cats can be a part of the brain trust as it were. They all do their part... in their own ways.
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BREAKING NEWS
Cat science has found it is possible to "boop human's nose back" -- cats are scrambling to arm themselves with this new and effective tactic.
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I'm a little disturbed that so many people heard the phrase "cat science" and just kept on rolling with it like this was in any way OK.
@futurebird in every decent timeline, there was a great 1980s movie called _Cat Science_ , but in our timeline, the worst timeline ever, it was changed to _Weird Science_, and totally ruined.
