There is something deeply wrong with this country and I think I've found the source.
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@futurebird @clayfoot same energy
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@futurebird @clayfoot You admit your crime!
I have known the danger and it is why I am the perfect messenger of warning.
And the only one who could be trusted with THAT much cheese.
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@futurebird @clayfoot same energy
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On the surface? It sounds charming, right? Harmless. But think again.
No one said "this is too much cheese, this is unseemly, cut it out" they just... went along with it.
Munched on it for months!
No one could question it.
And this is the root of the evil in the soul of this country. We are haunted by the specter of men who'd call their mansion something absurd and needlessly fancy like "Monticello" but then have a big cheese and think it's fine.
And that is my history for the day.
@futurebird sounds like a Edgar Allen Poe story - "The Cheese of Monticello" - who knows what effects the eating of the cheese may have on its unsuspecting victims. Delirium? Jealousy? Lust for carbohydrates?
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On the surface? It sounds charming, right? Harmless. But think again.
No one said "this is too much cheese, this is unseemly, cut it out" they just... went along with it.
Munched on it for months!
No one could question it.
And this is the root of the evil in the soul of this country. We are haunted by the specter of men who'd call their mansion something absurd and needlessly fancy like "Monticello" but then have a big cheese and think it's fine.
And that is my history for the day.
@futurebird
There can never be too much cheese! -
@futurebird
There can never be too much cheese!Thus, man tempts the Gods to teach him an unforgettable lesson.
