There is something deeply wrong with this country and I think I've found the source.
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@futurebird @ramsey More like American Cheese.
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On the surface? It sounds charming, right? Harmless. But think again.
No one said "this is too much cheese, this is unseemly, cut it out" they just... went along with it.
Munched on it for months!
No one could question it.
And this is the root of the evil in the soul of this country. We are haunted by the specter of men who'd call their mansion something absurd and needlessly fancy like "Monticello" but then have a big cheese and think it's fine.
And that is my history for the day.
@futurebird I am profoundly uncomfortable with you disparaging cheese like this.
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@futurebird I am profoundly uncomfortable with you disparaging cheese like this.
All things in moderation. Even the divine may overwhelm if taken in excess.
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@corbden @futurebird @ramsey American cheese doesn't come in wheels. It comes in little plastic sleeves. If you had a wheel of American cheese, that really would be impressive.
@faithisleaping @corbden @ramsey
I think this is a joke... But American cheese comes in wheels. You are thinking of Processed American Cheese-Flavored "food" Product.
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On the surface? It sounds charming, right? Harmless. But think again.
No one said "this is too much cheese, this is unseemly, cut it out" they just... went along with it.
Munched on it for months!
No one could question it.
And this is the root of the evil in the soul of this country. We are haunted by the specter of men who'd call their mansion something absurd and needlessly fancy like "Monticello" but then have a big cheese and think it's fine.
And that is my history for the day.
@futurebird some day I shall have my own great wheel of cheese
https://www.costco.com/p/-/whole-wheel-parmigiano-reggiano-approximately-80-lbs/100096211 -
@futurebird some day I shall have my own great wheel of cheese
https://www.costco.com/p/-/whole-wheel-parmigiano-reggiano-approximately-80-lbs/100096211 -
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@futurebird @clayfoot There is definitely absolutely a lot of smug pollution coming off of this photograph.
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@futurebird @clayfoot There is definitely absolutely a lot of smug pollution coming off of this photograph.
To be fair if I had that much cheese I might look MORE smug.
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To be fair if I had that much cheese I might look MORE smug.
@futurebird @clayfoot You admit your crime!
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@futurebird @clayfoot same energy
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@futurebird @clayfoot You admit your crime!
I have known the danger and it is why I am the perfect messenger of warning.
And the only one who could be trusted with THAT much cheese.
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@futurebird @clayfoot same energy
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On the surface? It sounds charming, right? Harmless. But think again.
No one said "this is too much cheese, this is unseemly, cut it out" they just... went along with it.
Munched on it for months!
No one could question it.
And this is the root of the evil in the soul of this country. We are haunted by the specter of men who'd call their mansion something absurd and needlessly fancy like "Monticello" but then have a big cheese and think it's fine.
And that is my history for the day.
@futurebird sounds like a Edgar Allen Poe story - "The Cheese of Monticello" - who knows what effects the eating of the cheese may have on its unsuspecting victims. Delirium? Jealousy? Lust for carbohydrates?
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On the surface? It sounds charming, right? Harmless. But think again.
No one said "this is too much cheese, this is unseemly, cut it out" they just... went along with it.
Munched on it for months!
No one could question it.
And this is the root of the evil in the soul of this country. We are haunted by the specter of men who'd call their mansion something absurd and needlessly fancy like "Monticello" but then have a big cheese and think it's fine.
And that is my history for the day.
@futurebird
There can never be too much cheese! -
@futurebird
There can never be too much cheese!Thus, man tempts the Gods to teach him an unforgettable lesson.
