@JosephMeyer @mattsheffield

i refused to be confirmed when i was 12 years old

i have a very sensitive BS meter lol

@mattsheffield @futurebird Gives new context to ‘eat my balls!’

@mattsheffield does this cereal actually contain testicles?

@deepmud Hopefully.

@mattsheffield yes, yes it is

@mattsheffield reminds me of all the awful products that The Daily Wire made

Jeremy's Chocolate to push back on having Trans Women on Hershey's bars during PRIDE

'for he/him containing nuts'

'for she/her without nuts'

men that don't like nuts or have some kind of allergy don't exist I guess

there was some god awful beer alternative to Bud Lite too

I know Daily Wire had to cut itself way down because it pissed away a lot of cash, give the elbow to Shapiro and others

but from the looks of that ad, the design team have found work elsewhere

@normjess I'm grateful to Jupiter and Ma'at that I didn't know such things existed.

They really do think their audience is this stupid. And maybe they are. Although I Boering is not with DW anymore so perhaps it did not work?

@mattsheffield Oooh, they forgot it should be:

Patriot Tactical Man Cereal

@octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird good thing I was not drinking anything when I read your toot, or I would have spit all over my keyboard here.

@mattsheffield Is that man 1 cereal, or man 3 cereal?

@ai6yr @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird I had to verify. This has to be a joke, right? The website is https://eatmancereal.com/

@mattsheffield Yes, yes it is.

@mattsheffield I suppose chocolate is better for you than the drugs Alex Jones sells

but yeah, there are already a lot of alternative chocolate bars and beers on the market

now if they could have got the rights from Trump to make a Trump bar, maybe they could have found more saps

Boering stepped down as CEO, but he was going to stay on as a creator. perhaps that didn't work out for him? hope so

all these right wing entities are an awful mess of egos and explosions, but they, unfortunately, have lots of budding donors. including Russia, in the case of some creators

one hopes Boering is living out of a car, surviving on the surplus of his own shitty products, just for the poetic justice

@mattsheffield @futurebird isn't that just Kix?

@ai6yr If this lasts long enough, I have to imagine that will be a tagline!

@CStamp @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird

@twipped @futurebird No, it's Kix in the balls.

@ai6yr @octothorpe @mattsheffield @futurebird “Add some balls to your breakfast,” and a closeup of a man putting said balls in his mouth? I’m not sure if this is targeted towards incels or sad gay men.

@mattsheffield They need all this to affirm their gender & they still cry about transgender people taking HRT.

Some day I'll see a gendered product so bad that it will make my balls explode.

@CStamp @ai6yr @mattsheffield @futurebird