Chebucto Regional Softball Club

@futurebird have there really been many improvements to phones in the last ten years, other than just having more RAM and CPU? i don't think so.

in the early days of Android, i thought it was pretty cool and liked the idea of being able to access my desktop from my phone in an ssh app, or move files around using FTP or SMB instead of needing a cable plugged in. but it has been a pretty uninspiring journey from "wow cool game" to "ok now the games are all shit, the apps mostly all do the same things, and sometimes i will just stare at my phone trying to feel inspired to do something with it that isn't being a phone."

@futurebird Untitled Goose Book

@futurebird this is non-fiction?

@futurebird they will just wake you up, and i imagine they probably feel the same about us just waking them up.

@graydon @futurebird @lionelb i rarely even eat bacon anymore. maybe if i ever get to go camping again, and we cook some over a fire with some maple syrup. that's the shit. otherwise... bacon was so overdone for like five years back in the 2010s, i just don't really care for it anymore, and the way it's produced these days, it's a health hazard to eat it anyway. i'd much rather have smoked tofu. i'm not even vegetarian, but the food often has so much more flavour than "i cooked the meat with no spices and nothing added, how is it?"

@graydon @futurebird @lionelb

i hope he fails. that sounds vomit-tastic.

@futurebird @graydon @lionelb

i'm convinced that those recipes exist because everyone smoked and so they had no taste buds.

@futurebird @epicdemiologist

it has been a very long time since i last saw a pair of those scissors with extra finger loops. i'm not sure i ever knew what the purpose was.