Well it's more like "moooom when are you going to get more of those eggs you froze with dad in the oven? We want more sisters!"
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Motors and LED panels again!What is it??
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Macro of a Julia Butterfly family (Dryas iulia)."The tears contain minerals they need and can't get from flowers."
That's what they keep saying, but it sounds like internet beef to me.

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RE: https://mastodon.online/@alexwild/115975907265196434IDK if the ants would totally agree. But they are also very willing to "go out in a blaze of glory" over just about every little thing.
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"Well ICE broke his rib a week ago so that proves he's a trouble maker!""if you keep defying me this will continue to happen"
But it will also keep happening if you don't so... not worth listening to anything said by anyone like this.
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RE: https://mastodon.online/@alexwild/115975907265196434Imagine if you tried to do maximal damage to the titian eating you alive and they were like "oooh spicy"
RIP she went out fighting in her own way.

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RE: https://mastodon.online/@alexwild/115975907265196434I have never eaten an ant. I could not.
Poor girls.
Though... they do eat each other which kind of takes away from it. But the day of "unite all colonies" is coming.
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RE: https://mastodon.online/@alexwild/115975907265196434RE: https://mastodon.online/@alexwild/115975907265196434
How does he know they have "a lemony flavor"?
This is a scandal that will rock the world of ants.
(My husband ate an ant by mistake once. He was using the aspirator all wrong. I forgave him... eventually. #PicaTheCat? Eats ants on purpose! So, what was THIS?)
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If cats weren't all over the place they'd be expensive "exotic" pets and people would pay like 50k to get their hands on one.Oh. Oh dear. What a precious little creature. And self possessed.
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If cats weren't all over the place they'd be expensive "exotic" pets and people would pay like 50k to get their hands on one.(Gotta try and make her think I'm thinking about it at least. )
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If cats weren't all over the place they'd be expensive "exotic" pets and people would pay like 50k to get their hands on one.If cats weren't all over the place they'd be expensive "exotic" pets and people would pay like 50k to get their hands on one.
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"Well ICE broke his rib a week ago so that proves he's a trouble maker!"Putting those little "fresh shoe" balls in their mouth at night because the boot is lodged so deep they can't get it out and it's the only way to freshen their breath.
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"Well ICE broke his rib a week ago so that proves he's a trouble maker!"... it's a pity really ...
But, he was not that kind of man.
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"Well ICE broke his rib a week ago so that proves he's a trouble maker!"I expect they use shoe polish like tooth paste.
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"Well ICE broke his rib a week ago so that proves he's a trouble maker!"This is "You can tell she's a mouthy wife from all them bruises" levels of BS.
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"Well ICE broke his rib a week ago so that proves he's a trouble maker!"This is all obvious I hope?
But I just needed to say it for myself.
Because they are really trying "ICE broke his rib so he's violent"
No. no no no. Try that again. **Who** is violent based on that evidence?
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"Well ICE broke his rib a week ago so that proves he's a trouble maker!""Well ICE broke his rib a week ago so that proves he's a trouble maker!"
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Maybe. I don't know. This is going to sound crazy but maybe it shows that ICE has been trying to kill him for a whole week instead?
I mean, if he'd so much as given an ICE employee cause to stumble resulting a self-inflicted paper cut we'd KNOW. So it sounds like ICE broke his rib and he didn't shoot them then either.
Even though, you know, self defense and all that.
Anyways.
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RE: https://eldritch.cafe/@temptoetiam/115972698870474721Please enjoy the funny art I commissioned from mansand about this video:
(this is one of my favorite art commissions ever.)