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@wakameYou know?
That makes total sense. That this would exist. He's kind of the perfect "out of reach impossible crush" for someone who just wants to think about having a crush but NEVER risk anything "happening"
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@wakameThe what...
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I just want to listen to some people go on about how they think they saw bigfoot and how they almost died and maybe look at some blurry photos and goofy artist renderings.I just want to listen to some people go on about how they think they saw bigfoot and how they almost died and maybe look at some blurry photos and goofy artist renderings.
Is THAT too much to ask in this day and age?
And then maybe a super serious interview with someone who saw a night crawler. Or an Unspeakable Beast of the Ol' Quarry.
I'll even settle for a guy who found a "strange humming orb" but now it's gone for some reason.
Just good simple fun.
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Le génie du mal (or The Genius of Evil or The Spirit of Evil), known informally in English as Lucifer or The Lucifer of Liège, or "Hot Satan" as I like to call him."O, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in it!" -
Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong.Why do these "everything the experts say is wrong" guys always ALSO want to have all the titles and badges that the experts have?
I can roll with "Listen I just wander around in the woods a lot and this is how I see it." more.
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Le génie du mal (or The Genius of Evil or The Spirit of Evil), known informally in English as Lucifer or The Lucifer of Liège, or "Hot Satan" as I like to call him.Is this the one they made the artist re-do because the first version was too sexy?
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This is the largest Camponotus pennsylvanicus major I’ve ever seen maybe because this colony is so well fed and old, they’re producing some kind of extra large gigantic majors.Nah. She's not pathologically big. Just... very well fed when she was a larvae.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong. -
Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong.Chalk outline extends for 100s of km down the coast.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong.I could have sworn he said "Scott Wolf" ... which is a better name for pseudoscience guy IMO.
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This is the largest Camponotus pennsylvanicus major I’ve ever seen maybe because this colony is so well fed and old, they’re producing some kind of extra large gigantic majors.The "she's not your real mom" thing is a very real source of anxiety for ants.
Your dear mother could be replaced with an imposter... then half of your sisters are imposters too!
Can you imagine? It's like IDK... some kind of royal family type scandal.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong.I kind of live for those moments where it feels like the edges of reality are peeling back a bit... when, however fleeting it seems like something really strange could be real.
I guess a lot of people do. But, the nonsense ratio is so off the charts the magic isn't there anymore.
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This is the largest Camponotus pennsylvanicus major I’ve ever seen maybe because this colony is so well fed and old, they’re producing some kind of extra large gigantic majors.Her avarice is without limit.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong.This is more likely to be in one of these "documentaries" than you might think.
"Is it possible that an alien DNA engineered Bigfoot was responsible for the dinosaur extinction? Some researchers say yes."
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This is the largest Camponotus pennsylvanicus major I’ve ever seen maybe because this colony is so well fed and old, they’re producing some kind of extra large gigantic majors.I try not to give them cash, who knows what they will spend it on.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong.OK that makes some sense.
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Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong.Questionable Bigfoot Show Intro: "The history you were all taught is wrong. I'm Scott Wolter* and I'm a forensic geologist"
Excuse me a **WHAT**
What do "forensic geologists" do? Solve earthquake deaths and send the offending tectonic plate to prison?
Yeah... I'm not watching this.
*not "scott wolf" aparently
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This is the largest Camponotus pennsylvanicus major I’ve ever seen maybe because this colony is so well fed and old, they’re producing some kind of extra large gigantic majors."I never wanted to be the door! My head is always cold! No one ever asked me."
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This is the largest Camponotus pennsylvanicus major I’ve ever seen maybe because this colony is so well fed and old, they’re producing some kind of extra large gigantic majors.You may resent your family for deciding that you had to be a dentist... but at least they didn't decide that you had to be a:
* Living water bag
* Door
* Circle Cutting Compass
* Glue Gun
* fungal filament surgeon.
* Professional egg producer
* Professional kidnapper