Chebucto Regional Softball Club

@miiakosonen @hiljaisuus

muurahainen

@mattnavarra

"temporarily" ?

@ramsey @Npars01 @hacks4pancakes

I'd suspect a great deal depends on who you'd want to work for. Who could really use your skills in a way that would make the work worth doing... or if you just want to find the highest paying job you can land.

Interview the company right back.

@catmisgivings @glasspusher @lionelb

Now I can't stop thinking about the way they are as hard as sand until suddenly all at once they *dissolve*

And there is nothing there but air.

@catmisgivings @glasspusher @lionelb

This has to be some kind of trauma response.

@cameron

More proof that the sock gremlin is real and can be found in any home.

Although this may be the more elusive "warm dry clothing gremlin" judging by the basket.

Science cannot deny this much longer.

@vivtek

She was giving me some vocal criticism about something when I was trying to get a cute photo. I don't think she likes photos.

@glasspusher

OK. Exactly what *is* a "wintergreen" ?

@burnitdown @graydon @lionelb

"i'd much rather have smoked tofu. i'm not even vegetarian, but the food often has so much more flavour than "i cooked the meat with no spices and nothing added, how is it?"

Same. I'm not veg or vegan but I love vegan dishes, I just wish that it was easier to avoid nuts and sunflowers when eating vegan foods from restaurants or pre-made snacks.

I'm very proud of my home-cooked tofu!

Why is she so MAD?

@msbellows @raynetoday @Nickiquote

How do you--

um. no thanks for all of the tips I guess?

Sock gremlins are real. #picathecat #catsofmastodon #cryptid #cryptids #creature

@graydon @lionelb

"There are also a bunch of things that taste a lot better when you aren't getting enough of something in your regular diet. (Or are just plain hungry, which was more common in former days, or are doing heavy manual labour as a matter of course.)"

This is what I assume all of those recipes from the 50s about putting meat chunks in gelatin are about.

@catselbow

Pica will sing for him tonight.

What a lovely cat.

@kristinHenry

It's like a crinoid swimming!

@msbellows @Nickiquote

You WHAT.

@ArchaeoIain @archaeology

Oh... I think we know why.

@archaeology

It feels so modern.

Making a copy from clay would be a delightful project...

@lionelb

Some of the worst foods on earth are old time candies that survive only on nostalgia for suffering.

@kirby

I am thirty or forty years old and do not know these things.