This is eerily accurate sounding. I can picture it. Unfortunately.

futurebird@sauropods.win
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If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win? -
In positive news I made a friend while I was frantically filling buckets in the heat!hmph. no response to THAT.
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In positive news I made a friend while I was frantically filling buckets in the heat!Are YOU going to take her on??
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In positive news I made a friend while I was frantically filling buckets in the heat!These are the kind of hard hitting questions THE MEDIA won't ask #picaTheCat, but this little toad will not get away without a serious question.
I'm a serious reporter and I will investigate all of this cute tiny stuff and get to the bottom of it.
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In positive news I made a friend while I was frantically filling buckets in the heat!*holds out microphone*
"Excuse me, can you say anything about the allegations that you are tiny? And if true WHY are you so smol?"
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If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win? -
If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win?Ted Cruz bites when cornered, and has "throw the pregnant woman from the lifeboat so there's room for me" vibes.
However Tucker is kind of a big guy, and has the laugh of serial killer.
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If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win?If Tucker and Ted Cruz were fighting in a pit to the death, no weapons, who would win?
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How the fuck did my roommate break a model M?Huge finger muscles!
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This is what giving zero fux looks likeI aspire nay I yearn to be this unapologetically bone-less.
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Failed Assassination 🕷️🗡️🪲Just because someone looks like a pretty flower doesn't mean they are harmless.
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LinkedIn:Is he really the one with the advice? It sounds like he's bad at this... whatever "this" is exactly.
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the most beautiful creature in the known universe 🌼🐈⬛Lovely tabby.
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Wife: I saw something cool today.what a good mother!
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I was working on a lesson about logic gates and memory (latches) and another teacher remarked on how far it seemed from “AI and stuff” and … well yeah but that’s also kind of the whole point.@biogeo So applied statistics?
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I was working on a lesson about logic gates and memory (latches) and another teacher remarked on how far it seemed from “AI and stuff” and … well yeah but that’s also kind of the whole point.I was working on a lesson about logic gates and memory (latches) and another teacher remarked on how far it seemed from “AI and stuff” and … well yeah but that’s also kind of the whole point.
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Happy almost-solstice from my chaos animalsYeah. I'd take one look at all that and go right back inside.
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i wish we had a media more willing to grapple with scientific dishonestyWow. What a trash paragraph.
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@hollyDoes "turn into a statue" mean I have the ability to see the far future by enduring for centuries in a garden and then waking to see what has become of the world?