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I don't understand why it's so hard for so many people to see what this was ... for what it really was.
If your niece or daughter or the friend of your neighbor said they had a "summer job" working giving massages at a place like that would you not be concerned? If they had no training in massage and were clearly just hired because they are young?
Do these people think everyone goes to Hooters for the hotwings?
I got it. The activation sound. #catsofmastodon #picathecat
I mean this as a compliment obviously
Are lego always this... loud?
It’s different than I expected.
#catsofmastodon #picathecat #lego
Everyone can relate to calling up the local country club and asking them to send over a girl to your house to give you a massage. (even though they don't normally provide that service) a very typical thing to do that ordinary Americans can understand.
Nothing creepy or extravagant or hard to fathom about it at all. Why is everyone so upset?
Do you have any nonhypoallergenic cats? How did they like it?
Attached: 1 image my parents got us a Lego tuxedo cat to build over Christmas. We decided to introduce it to Pica today. #picathecat #lego #legocat #catsofmastodon #cats
Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)
This looks like the DNA of aliens.
That's awful. Hope you get home to rest soon.
That sounds scary. Pica sounds like an angry? surprised? muppet.
I love this so much. I love that you did this.
We were feeling sick so I will need to go next year.
Some of the sounds that Pica makes, I like to imagine what I would think were I in the woods alone and heard such a sound.
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I would think "this is a very silly forest. You have gotta be kidding me"
What would you think if you heard the sound of your pet out in the wild?
I'm not familiar with Mrs Maisel, was it a positive thing?
I thought it was a bit forward when he wanted to show me his spreadsheets about the transportation times for different subway lines on just the second date... but I also said YES.
Being a demure woman of quality I did not show my spreadsheets to him about prime numbers until we were going steady.
(this sounds made up but is how it really went down)
these humans think I have forgotten their cruel plastic imposter, but I have not forgotten.
#picathecat #catsofmastodon #cats #revenge
He had me good with that one.
On my dating profile I added a line that said "maybe we can go protest the Republican national convention together" as a "date idea" and this resulted in fewer messages in my inbox but those that came were higher quality and shortly after I got a note from my now husband asking if I wanted to go to the AMNH and could we talk about Jane Jacobs maybe?
The protest suggestion made most of the "hey baby" type responses dry up.
Wow! What a curious little creature.
I would have guessed it was a wasp, but I assume you were able to see there were 8 legs?
I literally ran the numbers and realized I only met about 3 new people in my age range as friends every 5 years or so.
My husband and I had zero friends in common, did none of the same clubs or activities. We would have never met in NYC if not for the dating app.