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@memphy

How is this cat so fluffy?

@divinekanga

They are selling both, so you can do the seals yourself, or, if you don't want to mess with wax just use the sticker versions.

@divinekanga

Well normally wax is used to seal an envelope closed, or as a kind of signature for a contract or formal letter.

@divinekanga

normal seal sized? About 2cm or so

@mcmullin @reillypascal

I always considered it to be be a very ominous quote since it's what the Walrus says to the oysters just before cooking and eating them.

"So when will the fun you promised begin"

"well... it's about to begin for me... let me explain... in a round about way..."

@floatybirb @liferstate

Notice To Our Valued Customers:

Due to Changing Times, and Popular Sentiment we have stopped using "deadly" poison in our famous cakes, little "drink me" bottles and gummies. Our new modern formulation will merely cause an inconvenient sleeping period. We understand the disappointment this may cause to our more traditional patrons.

@mcmullin @reillypascal

...?

@kevinriggle

This can be done by having them live on a "poor" budget for a time in a country where they know no one who might help them.

@floatybirb @liferstate

* Dueling Pistol Set
* Numbered Wax Seals
* Combination Lock Opened By Secret Word
* Puzzle Key and Lock (a key that is made of multiple pieces that only open the lock when combined)
* Identical poisoned and not poisoned petit fours
* Invisible ink and developer
* automatic remote triggered smoke signal generator for use in standard fireplace
* Book: Two Dozen Cyphers to Vex the Young and Avaricious
* Gold coins which stain the fingers with invisible substance for days.

@roknrol

My pet queen ant is a working class girl interested in animal husbandry* and "reclamation*"

*aphids
*finding things people dropped

@smathermather

"one for you three for me..." is just how they count.

@clew

OK I don't really get using WAX for that... but let people have fun I suppose.

@roknrol

Sadly for ants "queen" is just a title and comes with no stipend.

Ants would NEVER cheat on taxes.

Now a cat...

Thinking about a queen ant filing her taxes and putting down 40,000 dependents then sending them all to the IRS when she gets audited.

@josh0 @lowqualityfacts

I am NOT saying this just for tax reasons.

@josh0 @lowqualityfacts

Ants are valid users and every ant makes her own purchase and browsing decisions.

@floatybirb

OK. I had THAT much worked out.

But why would you do that??

@maco

It's all very "The Riddler" maybe escape rooms are using them?

@reillypascal

Very pretty. I've obtained some "ceramic wax" which is very brittle and shiny and can't wait to mess with it.

I do mostly just mess with the stuff.