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She is a very sweet and loving cat... but she has NO MORAL COMPASS.

@Sharksonaplane

Uh oh...

Friendly reminder:

* Do not give #PicaTheCat (or any cat probably) your SS number.
* It is not a good idea to "let Pica keep your snacks and tuna safe for you"
* Pica is NOT FDIC insured and any returns she promises on investments are for "fictional purposes only"
* Pica knows NOTHING about "refinancing a house"
* Pica is basically under house arrest and has only not been charged because she is a cat.

@jared @catsalad

But looking at this photo? How could this creature do any crime? Impossible.

@jared @catsalad

Pica has some raccoons in her internet crime syndicate... just sayin.

@catsalad

I wonder what "hoarding" like this looks like in wild cats? Do they have any similar behavior?

Pica has a collection of milk ties, plastic caps, hair ties, play mice and springs. She keeps it under the couch next to the computer she uses for her bitcoin and NFT scams.

@catsalad

"What is it like to own a cat?"

additional mandatory viewing.

@bitsnpieces

nooo

@pussreboots

Tarantulas never suddenly sprint like Agatha giving you a heart attack.

@australopithecus

Maybe if they have extensive cave paintings and signs of human habitation?

@platypus

We'd need to add "Larry" who is a funnel web lad and just looking for love... and therefore wandering around.

"Agatha. You are the size of an apple and no one wants to see that in a dark shed. Please don't come out of the floor to 'say hi'"

"Pull it in, Lilly! PULL! Oh no."

"The Spiders to Worry About"

1. Agatha: lives in a small town in upstate NY in the canoe shed of a summer camp. She is a massive fishing spider and doesn't understand how shocking this can be.

2. Ricardo: Never listened to his mom when she taught them about good web sites. He wants to build one across your front door. Otherwise harmless.

3. Lilly: A tiny harmless spider who is NOT good at "ballooning" she WILL end up in your beer. If you see her shout "pull the line in!"

I think that's it.

@foone

firefox 144.0.2 on mac works

@Felila

To be fair to "Mr. P" he tried. But you could tell the other math teachers cornered him into teaching that course.

Neolithic stuff REALLY creeps me out.

@Felila

I was the only girl (and black person) in a calculus course taught by the wrestling coach. LMAO.

I only made it past that one because mom knew calculus and told me she would kill me if I didn't learn it and I think she would have. To this day.

Backroom levels are always man-made spaces, but in a state of loss or transition.

This would be "the village great house after the raid"

The oldest backrooms level is a very long house.

The longhouse was the first very large building designed by humans. Some of them were massive. So I propose a backrooms level that's just a long house that extends into infinity, maybe with partition doors at intervals. Dead fire-pits, dry sleeping spots.

Discarded carvings and broken cooking pots.

And always light flickering through the walls, the sound of running animals and chaos. #backrooms