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I don't drive, but shortly after living in NYC for a few years I was aware of how much a "parking ticket" cost, at home in Cleveland for the holidays I listened with mounting horror as my aunt complained about how my cousin kept getting parking tickets at CASE. "I don't know what's wrong with her. She has 40 parking tickets."
My face went white. That would be... tens of thousands of dollars!
"perhaps we could take a collection at church" I said thinking of my dear cousin *crushed* by debit.
Someone is playing accordion on the platform— it feels very damp and Italian because of the rain.
Just watched a delightfully oblivious young woman with curly bobbed black hair and her attention somewhere else get on the five. The train was crowded and her book bag not all the way in the door as it closed; so I gave it a gentle push from the platform (that could easily be me!) anyway I got most of her in but not one of the straps on the bag which the subway door chomped.
And she was off! Looking around confused why she couldn’t get away from the door.
I hope she’s going the right way.
Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett is so clearly what inspired Harry Potter and so much fundamentally a better book I’m frankly blown away.
I’m also shocked at the sudden jump in quality from the first two books. Which are very fun but someone hit the man with the good story telling stick between books 2 and three and can I please be next?
There are 14 “smarties” per pack which is ALSO
(famously)
the number of legs on an isopod.
@foone nice!
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is it coming on to you? 
@foone They grow up so fast.
The Library of Babel is a magic trick with indexing and data.
None of this help's #PicaTheCat's case at all.
Cat are harmless, those big cats are different, there isn't a conspiracy, etc. etc. not buying it.
it's low hanging fruit but i never grabbed it yet so
they get surprised all the worker ants are female but they aren't called 'uncles' are they??
Who made this replay thing!!
@ireneista @ducker @c0dec0dec0de @mycotropic
They are the experts at getting their staff to do what they want!
Consider ditching the car and keeping the phone.
Then a climatic scene where at the last moment they get a ship ready and are going to escape... only to hear the groan and crash of the glacier cleaving off an iceberg to continue the chase.
@nazokiyoubinbou @kevingranade
A wall of ice thousands of years old, half a mile thick, and filled with hate will pursue you relentlessly, but very slowly to the ends of the earth.
@nazokiyoubinbou @kevingranade
The mayor from Jaws is there and refuses to close the hiking trails.