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You just need access to ["Suggestion"](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/2619101-suggestion) spell for easy win on so many situations the DM will start raging real soon. That said, can I be a dragon, then?

I didn't know familiars had laser sight on their cloaca

I recall seeing a quote, I think attributed to Osamu Tezuka: "This is not animation, this is anime"; implying that anime isn't "real animation" like those you'd see in the 1930s and thus didn't deserve the full name

Funny thing, there was a 2e setting called [Birthright](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthright_(campaign_setting)), which pretty much made the game about developing land as a lord, rather than dungeon delving

NANOBLESSINGS, SON!

Should be "power phrase" instead of power word, so it could get super fancy

Either warlock or wizard for me. My brother qualifies for druid and monk, but i'm sure he'd go for fighter just to beat the DM

Holy shit. I can't help but think that Chick was initially going to make it about Henry being gay and getting AIDS from fucking Charlie, but before coming up with the last 2 panels, he realized an even better way to convert people to Jesus is to show how he'll forgive pedophiles after a single prayer. That or pedophiles have a chance at salvation while gays don't. I dunno, Chick's mind is a clusterfuck.

~~Khajit~~ Tabaxi has family, if DM has perils

She was just a lowly 8th level cleric

Especially on a table with 3 women

[Related XKCD What If](https://what-if.xkcd.com/98/) - "Could you get drunk from drinking a drunk person's blood?"

For demons and devils, that usually goes straight into supernatural, as they're not really a race, but physical manifestations of evil energies.

Drizzt is dripping with riiiiiiizzzzzzzzz God, even I took psych damage from the cringe

So, you're playing human CEOs

New lore: orcs are evolved from ducks. That explains *everything*

Just look for better settings. You can even keep the DnD rules if you're feeling kinda lazy and just swap some names.