Chebucto Regional Softball Club

That's honestly a great way of thinking about it. My character can open any lock, charm any NPC, withstand any attack and deal incredible amounts of damage, just by asking a buddy to do it for them. Friendship is OP.

"Heroes! I'm sorry, the next ale delivery is gonna have to wait. Our supply routes have been under attack by those same villains the blacksmith mentioned. This seems to be the work of the Dark Mother-In-Law."

I once told a player a roll was impossible, so she shouldn't bother. She gave me a look, picked up the dice, and rolled a crit (this was a 3d6 system, so that's a 1 in 216 chance). I don't care what the rules say. If I refused that dice witch her roll, my dice would forever roll naught but garbage.