Bag of Storing, a bag of holding that doesn’t mitigate the weight of the items within.

Wand of wishes, but gives you what you *actually* want right now. Yeah, you need a bridge, but you're fatigued, so on some level what you really want is a hot bath and a warm bed; maybe some soup.

But people can see your footsteps cartoon style

Wand of Wonder What This Does A regular wand of wonder that comes with a gambling addiction.

The All Severing blade. It cuts through anything you want it to cut. And also your own hands. Make sure to have a healer on standby and use plenty of painkillers.

Ring of (Logical) Invisibility v2. Makes you invisible except for your eye balls so that they can absorb light. You may now see but you appear as a pair of floating eyeballs.

Worst thing ever, don't even want it. Would ruin my life

Ring of minor invisibility - The ring is invisible, and only makes your body invisible, not any of your stuff

Sword of charisma: But it attracts bugs for some reason. Amulet of protection: Stops heals too. Boots of speed: Brakes not included. Wand of light: Slightly radioactive. Potion of restoration: Removes buffs as well, kills undead.

Like in Quake multiplayer... damn that was fun.

Immovable Rod: Only one end of the rod is fixed in space, the other end swings freely.

There was an older barbarian subclass that was immune to magic including beneficial magic. It was dumb and wonderful

Collar of Commerece: gives canines the ability to understand commerece and run businesses, aflicts them with knowledge of economic exploitation and inequal power dynamics

Lol, is that from AD&D 1e?

Helm of Invincibility: you are invincible, but only to people who have Vince in their name, e.g. Vince, Vincent, some other name with Vince

I gifted my party a sapient dagger. It was really good too. It was a 1d6 but let you attack again, but rolling a 5 or less on the die makes you insane because the dagger insults the user so badly for missing. If it happened 12 times, the character died. They used it from level 3 or 4 through the end of the campaign at level 18, since there was no cap on how often you could attack again.

It is I Vincenzo The Dragon Smiter, prepare to die! Donk.

Reminds me of this CalebCity's sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Mh9LPNAkI

Immovable Rod: - Not actually a magical rod. - Actually just a bloke called Roderick, or Rodney, or something to that effect. - Won't move out of your way. - Not even if you ask politely.

Arrows of Accuracy: These arrows will always hit. Starting from the target, then out from that point, the hit roll is checked against defenses. If nobody is hit, the arrow strikes the firer.