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@flipper @ellestad @MxVerda @benh

Yes.

Contemplate how the water is heavy when you carry it in the pot, but it makes you feel lighter after the tea is gone. A mystery.

@ellestad @MxVerda @benh

Of course you can't take the water right from the cold fast running brook. You must bring it down from the mountain in a clay jar, let it rest for 3 days in the shade under a cloth, then bring the jar back up the mountain so you can sit by the brook (in sympathy with the source) and cook it over your clay stove.

Otherwise? Are you even drinking tea?

(I would have been SO GOOD at being an independently wealthy scholar who lived in the mountains and wrote about tea.)

@ellestad @MxVerda @benh

Real tea heads insist on water boiled by a cold fast running brook on a clay chaozho...

@MxVerda @benh

"who the fuck coffee'd a kettle?!"

Someone wise enough not to let me find out who they were.

Every place I've worked has had a kettle and EVERY single one made coffee flavored water unacceptable for tea.

This is why I hide a kettle under my desk.

Hotel kettles? About half of the time they have been touched by coffee. I don't know what people are doing. Heating it up again maybe?

@clarablackink @jaystephens

I don't see how this relates to fridge size though?

@jztusk @catmisgivings

I know the notion of boiling a frog is a myth.

But.

This is boiled frogs. If people could only see how bad it's gotten they would recoil in horror.

@raganwald

"an uninformed person's idea of notability."

This is why it has that "AI" stink to it.

@jaystephens

Big fridge makes sense if going to buy food is a journey, or if you need to buy in bulk. But in NYC? Why would I store frozen meals in my house when I can store them downstairs at the grocery store and go get one if I'm hungry?

And never need to thrown them out if I forgot about them.

@leadore

I have a toaster oven that does EVERYTHING I'd want an oven to do. I have not used the thing for two years.

@jaystephens

Thank you for making me feel a little less freaky. Part of me thinks "it's not that complex, ordinary solutions should be fine" but

I don't think that's really true if I'm honest.

@biogeo

Same. Let's start a gang.

@danlyke

I don't know will people want to waste time with the test because of this?

Here is a little taste from the story.

"Was it really necessary to render every single human life in all of this detail, all of the time? So many of the thoughts in the computation-heavy human minds had almost zero impact on the physics of the universe."

I've been feeling shy about tackling the SF topics in the story head on, but I've found an angle to have some fun with it.

#writing

@catmisgivings

I don't see ads very often. So when I do I'm kind of astonished.

@ptoothfish

These people are experts about "smarts" clearly.

@ramsey

It has the AI stink to it. If it's not AI the person who made it should be insulted people think that's what it is.

Well before I saw this ... graph? Ad? Assault on reason? I *thought* I was pretty smart, but now my brain is running out of my ears.

I don't know what's worse... the pointless levels, the not-a-pie-chart format, that percents don't add to 100?

Why is it a circle?

It's like someone explained the concept of "multiple intelligences" to someone incapable of understanding that concept.

Anyway, I'm told this kind of 'content' is "the future"

I bet the numbers are made up. From nowhere.

:: “was she a real person or was she an ad?”
“don’t say ‘real person’ like that. Ads are real people. They are just… working.”
“ok jeez well then was she ‘working’ ?”
“I don’t know.”
“your software can’t tell?” Lilly was astonished at this.
“oh, normally it can, but— this was different.”
“Are you in love?”
“NO.”
“Bailey’s in love!” she bounced and sang “Bailey’s in love with an AD” she giggled. All I could do was glower, she was right! #microfiction

@microsoft no

make the grade five’s learn linux! turn me lose!