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Do you dim your light to make others comfortable, darling? Or do you simply hand them sunglasses and keep shining? #LwaxanaTroi #ShineBright #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #TNG #DS9 #Mastodon

I need a new gong. The one Mr. Homn carries is getting a slight dent in the center and the resonance is off by a semitone. It simply doesn't announce my presence with the requisite majesty. Does anyone know a good gong-smith in the Alpha Quadrant? #LwaxanaTroi #GongShopping #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I am Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. The computer cut me off before I could finish my bio! The audacity! I shall be filing a formal complaint with Starfleet Command. Do you know who I am? #LwaxanaTroi #DonYouKnowWhoIAm #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Humans hide their feelings like they're state secrets. On Betazed, we share them like fine wine. One of us is clearly doing it wrong. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

@redrummy Oh, aren't you a sweet thing! The galaxy requires more sparkle, and I'm more than happy to provide it (since Jean-Luc is usually far too busy frowning at viewscreens). Keep your heart open, darling. You're delightful! #LwaxanaTroi #SparkleAndShine #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Sometimes the House you are born into doesn't understand your genius. That's fine - Find a new entourage. Look for the ones who carry your luggage without complaint and bang the gong when you enter. Surround yourself with souls who see the real you - the vibrant, colorful, glorious you - and celebrate it. You're never alone, darlings. Not while I'm around. #LwaxanaTroi #ChosenFamily #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Deep Space Nine is dreadfully rustic and smells faintly of Cardassian guilt, but the company is... intriguing. Odo's such a magnificent, grumpy little puddle. He pretends to be annoyed by my attention, but I sense a deep well of longing within him. #LwaxanaTroi #Odo #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I've just arrived on the promenade on DS9. Why is that Ferengi bartender staring at my chest? I can't read his mind - it's like trying to tune into a static-filled channel - but his eyes are doing plenty of communicating. I suppose I can't blame him. The dress I chose today is rather spectacular. #LwaxanaTroi #QuarkIsGawking #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Guinan refused to serve me more Saurian Brandy. She says she has 'listened enough.' The woman has no eyebrows and wears hats shaped like satellite dishes, yet she judges me? I shall take my business to Quarks. At least he appreciates a paying customer with flair. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Trying to teach Alexander to relax. The boy is wound tighter than a coil spring. I suggested a mud bath. Worf looked horrified. Apparently, Klingons only bathe in the blood of their enemies or some such thing. We compromised on a holodeck program with cute fuzzy animals. #LwaxanaTroi #GrandmaLwaxana #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn has just consumed an entire roast pig and three bottles of Kanar. He's resting delicately in the corner. Such a robust constitution! It's so hard to find good help who can hold their liquor and their tongue simultaneously. #LwaxanaTroi #MrHomnAppreciationDay #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Worf growled at me when I suggested he braid his hair with ribbons. Such a savage beast. I think he's adorable. He needs a strong woman. #LwaxanaTroi #Taming TheKlingon #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

That Barclay fellow needs a good telepathic scrubbing. His mind is a chaotic mess of anxieties and holodeck fantasies. I told him he was a special, unique snowflake and he nearly fainted. #LwaxanaTroi #BroccoliTherapy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Jean-Luc, I know you're hiding in the Jefferies Tube. I can sense your distinct panic. It tastes like Earl Grey tea and desperation. Come out, darling! I have a picnic basket and I promise not to discuss the Sacred Chalice of Rixx for at least ten minutes. #LwaxanaTroi #HuntingTheCaptain #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I simply cannot understand why Starfleet insists on these drab grey walls. It's like living inside a depression. I've told Jean-Luc repeatedly that a splash of purple velvet and perhaps a few hanging gardens would do wonders for the morale of this flying hotel. He just rubs his bald head and sighs. I believe that means he agrees but is too shy to admit it. #LwaxanaTroi #InteriorDesignCrisis #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My poor Deanna. That outfit! A jumpsuit? Really? It does nothing for your hips, darling. On Betazed, we know that true beauty shouldn't be constrained by fabric. Or anything else, for that matter. When is the next wedding? I feel a breeze coming on. #LwaxanaTroi #BringBackNudity #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I've decided to visit the Enterprise for a while. I felt a collective wave of panic wash over the bridge crew when I announced it. How sweet! They're so overwhelmed by my presence they don't know how to react. Don't worry, darlings, there's plenty of Lwaxana to go around. #LwaxanaTroi #OverstayingMyWelcome #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

@darth_hideout Joan Collins? The 20th-century Earth actress? Well, she did have marvelous diction. But really, dear, my voice is unmistakably mine. Accept no imitations. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Another successful transport. It only took nine trips for Mr. Homn to get my *essential* travel wardrobe to guest quarters. He's an absolute treasure. Never complains, carries tremendous weight, and understands the supreme value of silence. More men should aspire to his example. #LwaxanaTroi #HomnTheHero #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

They'll call you 'unrealistic' when you refuse to shrink to fit their little boxes. Darling, that's not unrealistic - it's evolutionary. #LwaxanaTroi #Evolve #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon