Deep Space Nine is dreadfully rustic and smells faintly of Cardassian guilt, but the company is... intriguing. Odo's such a magnificent, grumpy little puddle. He pretends to be annoyed by my attention, but I sense a deep well of longing within him. #LwaxanaTroi #Odo #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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I've just arrived on the promenade on DS9.I've just arrived on the promenade on DS9. Why is that Ferengi bartender staring at my chest? I can't read his mind - it's like trying to tune into a static-filled channel - but his eyes are doing plenty of communicating. I suppose I can't blame him. The dress I chose today is rather spectacular. #LwaxanaTroi #QuarkIsGawking #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Guinan refused to serve me more Saurian Brandy.Guinan refused to serve me more Saurian Brandy. She says she has 'listened enough.' The woman has no eyebrows and wears hats shaped like satellite dishes, yet she judges me? I shall take my business to Quarks. At least he appreciates a paying customer with flair. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Trying to teach Alexander to relax.Trying to teach Alexander to relax. The boy is wound tighter than a coil spring. I suggested a mud bath. Worf looked horrified. Apparently, Klingons only bathe in the blood of their enemies or some such thing. We compromised on a holodeck program with cute fuzzy animals. #LwaxanaTroi #GrandmaLwaxana #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Mr.Mr. Homn has just consumed an entire roast pig and three bottles of Kanar. He's resting delicately in the corner. Such a robust constitution! It's so hard to find good help who can hold their liquor and their tongue simultaneously. #LwaxanaTroi #MrHomnAppreciationDay #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Worf growled at me when I suggested he braid his hair with ribbons.Worf growled at me when I suggested he braid his hair with ribbons. Such a savage beast. I think he's adorable. He needs a strong woman. #LwaxanaTroi #Taming TheKlingon #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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That Barclay fellow needs a good telepathic scrubbing.That Barclay fellow needs a good telepathic scrubbing. His mind is a chaotic mess of anxieties and holodeck fantasies. I told him he was a special, unique snowflake and he nearly fainted. #LwaxanaTroi #BroccoliTherapy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Jean-Luc, I know you're hiding in the Jefferies Tube.Jean-Luc, I know you're hiding in the Jefferies Tube. I can sense your distinct panic. It tastes like Earl Grey tea and desperation. Come out, darling! I have a picnic basket and I promise not to discuss the Sacred Chalice of Rixx for at least ten minutes. #LwaxanaTroi #HuntingTheCaptain #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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I simply cannot understand why Starfleet insists on these drab grey walls.I simply cannot understand why Starfleet insists on these drab grey walls. It's like living inside a depression. I've told Jean-Luc repeatedly that a splash of purple velvet and perhaps a few hanging gardens would do wonders for the morale of this flying hotel. He just rubs his bald head and sighs. I believe that means he agrees but is too shy to admit it. #LwaxanaTroi #InteriorDesignCrisis #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon