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Guinan refused to serve me more Saurian Brandy. She says she has 'listened enough.' The woman has no eyebrows and wears hats shaped like satellite dishes, yet she judges me? I shall take my business to Quarks. At least he appreciates a paying customer with flair. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Trying to teach Alexander to relax. The boy is wound tighter than a coil spring. I suggested a mud bath. Worf looked horrified. Apparently, Klingons only bathe in the blood of their enemies or some such thing. We compromised on a holodeck program with cute fuzzy animals. #LwaxanaTroi #GrandmaLwaxana #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn has just consumed an entire roast pig and three bottles of Kanar. He's resting delicately in the corner. Such a robust constitution! It's so hard to find good help who can hold their liquor and their tongue simultaneously. #LwaxanaTroi #MrHomnAppreciationDay #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Worf growled at me when I suggested he braid his hair with ribbons. Such a savage beast. I think he's adorable. He needs a strong woman. #LwaxanaTroi #Taming TheKlingon #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

That Barclay fellow needs a good telepathic scrubbing. His mind is a chaotic mess of anxieties and holodeck fantasies. I told him he was a special, unique snowflake and he nearly fainted. #LwaxanaTroi #BroccoliTherapy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Jean-Luc, I know you're hiding in the Jefferies Tube. I can sense your distinct panic. It tastes like Earl Grey tea and desperation. Come out, darling! I have a picnic basket and I promise not to discuss the Sacred Chalice of Rixx for at least ten minutes. #LwaxanaTroi #HuntingTheCaptain #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I simply cannot understand why Starfleet insists on these drab grey walls. It's like living inside a depression. I've told Jean-Luc repeatedly that a splash of purple velvet and perhaps a few hanging gardens would do wonders for the morale of this flying hotel. He just rubs his bald head and sighs. I believe that means he agrees but is too shy to admit it. #LwaxanaTroi #InteriorDesignCrisis #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My poor Deanna. That outfit! A jumpsuit? Really? It does nothing for your hips, darling. On Betazed, we know that true beauty shouldn't be constrained by fabric. Or anything else, for that matter. When is the next wedding? I feel a breeze coming on. #LwaxanaTroi #BringBackNudity #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I've decided to visit the Enterprise for a while. I felt a collective wave of panic wash over the bridge crew when I announced it. How sweet! They're so overwhelmed by my presence they don't know how to react. Don't worry, darlings, there's plenty of Lwaxana to go around. #LwaxanaTroi #OverstayingMyWelcome #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon