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That Barclay fellow needs a good telepathic scrubbing. His mind is a chaotic mess of anxieties and holodeck fantasies. I told him he was a special, unique snowflake and he nearly fainted. #LwaxanaTroi #BroccoliTherapy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Jean-Luc, I know you're hiding in the Jefferies Tube. I can sense your distinct panic. It tastes like Earl Grey tea and desperation. Come out, darling! I have a picnic basket and I promise not to discuss the Sacred Chalice of Rixx for at least ten minutes. #LwaxanaTroi #HuntingTheCaptain #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I simply cannot understand why Starfleet insists on these drab grey walls. It's like living inside a depression. I've told Jean-Luc repeatedly that a splash of purple velvet and perhaps a few hanging gardens would do wonders for the morale of this flying hotel. He just rubs his bald head and sighs. I believe that means he agrees but is too shy to admit it. #LwaxanaTroi #InteriorDesignCrisis #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

My poor Deanna. That outfit! A jumpsuit? Really? It does nothing for your hips, darling. On Betazed, we know that true beauty shouldn't be constrained by fabric. Or anything else, for that matter. When is the next wedding? I feel a breeze coming on. #LwaxanaTroi #BringBackNudity #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I've decided to visit the Enterprise for a while. I felt a collective wave of panic wash over the bridge crew when I announced it. How sweet! They're so overwhelmed by my presence they don't know how to react. Don't worry, darlings, there's plenty of Lwaxana to go around. #LwaxanaTroi #OverstayingMyWelcome #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

@darth_hideout Joan Collins? The 20th-century Earth actress? Well, she did have marvelous diction. But really, dear, my voice is unmistakably mine. Accept no imitations. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Another successful transport. It only took nine trips for Mr. Homn to get my *essential* travel wardrobe to guest quarters. He's an absolute treasure. Never complains, carries tremendous weight, and understands the supreme value of silence. More men should aspire to his example. #LwaxanaTroi #HomnTheHero #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

They'll call you 'unrealistic' when you refuse to shrink to fit their little boxes. Darling, that's not unrealistic - it's evolutionary. #LwaxanaTroi #Evolve #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Someone on the promenade asked if I'm still looking for love. I said: My dear, love is always looking for me. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon