They say money can't buy happiness - but it can buy a one-way ticket to Monte Carlo and a hat so large it causes shade-related lawsuits. #LwaxanaTroi #RetailTherapy #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Being a mother's exhausting, especially when your daughter insists on making her own decisions.Being a mother's exhausting, especially when your daughter insists on making her own decisions. Imagine! But what's a mother to do? Sit back and let her stumble through love alone? Absolutely not! She may resist, but I have wisdom on my side. #LwaxanaTroi #MothersKnowBest #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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I don't do regrets - I do rewrites.I don't do regrets - I do rewrites. Preferably with better lighting and a stronger cast. #LwaxanaTroi #RewriteYourLife #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Mr.Mr. Homn has mastered the art of the pointed silence. I now require three martinis before I can tolerate it. #LwaxanaTroi #StaffKeepsYouHumble #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Darlings, the goal is not to age gracefully - it's to age outrageously.Darlings, the goal is not to age gracefully - it's to age outrageously. Add more sparkle with every scandal. #LwaxanaTroi #GraceIsOverrated #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Life isn't a dress rehearsal - it's a cabaret, a scandal, and a costume change every hour.Life isn't a dress rehearsal - it's a cabaret, a scandal, and a costume change every hour. Now go add feathers. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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If your outfit can't stop traffic or start rumors, go back and add fringe.If your outfit can't stop traffic or start rumors, go back and add fringe. Or better yet, fur. #LwaxanaTroi #DramaticThreads #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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My dear valet, Mr.My dear valet, Mr. Homn, has been sighing dramatically all morning. Either I've done something outrageous again, or he's run out of gin. Either way, we have a situation. #LwaxanaTroi #StaffingDilemmas #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon
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Remember, my sweets, every day is a new opportunity for joy, for growth, and for a little bit of delightful mischief!Remember, my sweets, every day is a new opportunity for joy, for growth, and for a little bit of delightful mischief!
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Deanna, darling, why settle for a boring relationship when you could have passion, romance, drama?Deanna, darling, why settle for a boring relationship when you could have passion, romance, drama? I'm simply guiding her toward a more exciting future. She may think she wants stability, but whereβs the fun in that?
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Oh, @Morn, darling!Oh, @Morn, darling! You're the life of the Promenade - such mystery and endless tales behind that stoic exterior! Who wouldn't adore your company as you nurse a drink at Quark's? Your presence is a gentle reminder that we must treasure the moment, for every moment is an opportunity to connect with extraordinary beings! #LwaxanaTroi #Morn #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon @allstartrek