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I am Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed. The computer cut me off before I could finish my bio! The audacity! I shall be filing a formal complaint with Starfleet Command. Do you know who I am? #LwaxanaTroi #DonYouKnowWhoIAm #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Humans hide their feelings like they're state secrets. On Betazed, we share them like fine wine. One of us is clearly doing it wrong. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

@redrummy Oh, aren't you a sweet thing! The galaxy requires more sparkle, and I'm more than happy to provide it (since Jean-Luc is usually far too busy frowning at viewscreens). Keep your heart open, darling. You're delightful! #LwaxanaTroi #SparkleAndShine #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Sometimes the House you are born into doesn't understand your genius. That's fine - Find a new entourage. Look for the ones who carry your luggage without complaint and bang the gong when you enter. Surround yourself with souls who see the real you - the vibrant, colorful, glorious you - and celebrate it. You're never alone, darlings. Not while I'm around. #LwaxanaTroi #ChosenFamily #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Deep Space Nine is dreadfully rustic and smells faintly of Cardassian guilt, but the company is... intriguing. Odo's such a magnificent, grumpy little puddle. He pretends to be annoyed by my attention, but I sense a deep well of longing within him. #LwaxanaTroi #Odo #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

I've just arrived on the promenade on DS9. Why is that Ferengi bartender staring at my chest? I can't read his mind - it's like trying to tune into a static-filled channel - but his eyes are doing plenty of communicating. I suppose I can't blame him. The dress I chose today is rather spectacular. #LwaxanaTroi #QuarkIsGawking #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Guinan refused to serve me more Saurian Brandy. She says she has 'listened enough.' The woman has no eyebrows and wears hats shaped like satellite dishes, yet she judges me? I shall take my business to Quarks. At least he appreciates a paying customer with flair. #LwaxanaTroi #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Trying to teach Alexander to relax. The boy is wound tighter than a coil spring. I suggested a mud bath. Worf looked horrified. Apparently, Klingons only bathe in the blood of their enemies or some such thing. We compromised on a holodeck program with cute fuzzy animals. #LwaxanaTroi #GrandmaLwaxana #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

Mr. Homn has just consumed an entire roast pig and three bottles of Kanar. He's resting delicately in the corner. Such a robust constitution! It's so hard to find good help who can hold their liquor and their tongue simultaneously. #LwaxanaTroi #MrHomnAppreciationDay #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon