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Special Detective
Perry Dole E. A. (Expert Attorney)
Always spots the perp, or at least he *thinks* he's seen him.
"got him! ... hold on ... no that's my jacket. OH! No there he is! Wait. Nope. That is just a knot in the wood paneling. I need to be more careful. Ooo! I see him!"
oh... SAME
I made this page for the wikipedia long ago, although it has been revised and improved much since.
Sounds dangerous. But I will keep working.
Amazon will just pretend that they sell anything to get you to click on their site. ANYTHING.
And that means that you probably won't find what you are looking for. You will be misdirected. So, do what I do and block them from your search results. All of the SEO AI generated slop pages have the whole network convinced and art-joke is real. Amazing. Sad.
I love the near symmetry of this.
I want to paint it badly, this would make a good watercolor.
Amazon is paying for this. LOL. When you click on it it just sadly searches Amazon and shows you normal power strips.
Which is why google search is BS. It will try to sell you something that doesn't exist.
(Love how they kind of imply it has a 4.5 star rating, and they you could get it "Same-Day" ... This is embarrassing. )
If you are serious about a New Year's resolution my mom always said to start it at least the day before New Year's.
It's a down payment.
My resolution is to find a place to submit some of my complete short stories. So. Yeah. I should start researching that. (I was too scared to make one about getting the book done.)
NO apologies in the #nonsenseZone
The Nameless Bob?
The Nameless Horror
"They call me... the Nameless Horror."
"That's awful. But, and maybe you thought of this, I have to ask, did you ever introduce yourself?"
"No..."
"Tell them your name?"
"Noooo."
"Well there you go! But if you think about it 'Nameless Horror' *is* a name."
"I don't think-"
"A perfectly good name too. Don't let them get you down. Who did you say you were again?"
"Just call me Robert."
*Somethings* are sticking forward.
I think people just wear them out. I doubt it's a problem. But it might not be great to bend the ears too much. It could hurt.
I've always been a little suspicious of anyone who could do that.
Thinking of my middle school friend who had... well she had a lot of ears. She was always trying to use her hair to tamp them down.
If only she could see this.
The new beauty trend is taping your ears forward with little wires so they stick out more (it's youthful! elf-like! old man vibes!)
As far as silly beauty trends go, I'll take it. The big ears crew deserves some love.
... and ... please stick with me this will make sense. What if we motorized them? Put some lil' servos and bluetooth back there so you could make them move at will?
I think I have just given someone on here their next project. 
This is starting to sound kinda... anty.
That is probably a bulk set of 12 or something.
"Maybe it is bad that some of our customers are doing gymnastics to avoid our 'help' ?"
"No they just don't know what they want."
