Chebucto Regional Softball Club

@guilhernunes_

I wonder what makes a capybara sad? The pool closing too early?

An aloof cat who won't cuddle?

What foods are OK/NOT OK to eat on New Year's day?

@burnitdown

Do you think they discuss the funny "Ughuh?" noise people make up when you wake them?

I don't think *she's* ever felt bad about waking me up... but this is how it goes with cats I suppose.

I felt bad about waking her up so I made her a pillow fort. I think she likes it.

@VoxOfGod @georgetakei

I don't understand why it's so hard for so many people to see what this was ... for what it really was.

If your niece or daughter or the friend of your neighbor said they had a "summer job" working giving massages at a place like that would you not be concerned? If they had no training in massage and were clearly just hired because they are young?

Do these people think everyone goes to Hooters for the hotwings?

I got it. The activation sound. #catsofmastodon #picathecat

@robertoranon

I mean this as a compliment obviously

Are lego always this... loud?

It’s different than I expected.
#catsofmastodon #picathecat #lego

@georgetakei

Everyone can relate to calling up the local country club and asking them to send over a girl to your house to give you a massage. (even though they don't normally provide that service) a very typical thing to do that ordinary Americans can understand.

Nothing creepy or extravagant or hard to fathom about it at all. Why is everyone so upset?

@c0dec0dec0de

Do you have any nonhypoallergenic cats? How did they like it?

myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

Attached: 1 image my parents got us a Lego tuxedo cat to build over Christmas. We decided to introduce it to Pica today. #picathecat #lego #legocat #catsofmastodon #cats

Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

@robertoranon

This looks like the DNA of aliens.

@vicfroh

That's awful. Hope you get home to rest soon.

@llewelly

That sounds scary. Pica sounds like an angry? surprised? muppet.

@Moss

I love this so much. I love that you did this.

@GavinChait @KFuentesGeorge

We were feeling sick so I will need to go next year.

Some of the sounds that Pica makes, I like to imagine what I would think were I in the woods alone and heard such a sound.

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I would think "this is a very silly forest. You have gotta be kidding me"

What would you think if you heard the sound of your pet out in the wild?

@billseitz

I'm not familiar with Mrs Maisel, was it a positive thing?

@quinn

I thought it was a bit forward when he wanted to show me his spreadsheets about the transportation times for different subway lines on just the second date... but I also said YES.

Being a demure woman of quality I did not show my spreadsheets to him about prime numbers until we were going steady.

(this sounds made up but is how it really went down)